Reminder that Dolores is not a human

[zacharycohn]

I know of several examples of newcomers to 18F (typically our coworkers who do not come from technical backgrounds) getting messages from Dolores and not realizing she is a robot. It's possible Dolores mentions this in her first message (I haven't been able to find where the messages are listed, so I haven't been able to confirm), but even if so, it is not clear that this is not a human being.

I propose we add the following sentence, or some version of it (If someone can point out where the queue of messages are kept, I can submit a pull request myself):

"Just to make sure you know something else. I am not a human being. I am what is called a "bot" - short for robot! I'm a computer program designed by several of your coworkers to help make your 18F onboarding experience as smooth and joyful as possible."

[jessieay]

This is a great idea!

[knice]

[insert Westworld joke about Dolores being a "host" rather than a "bot"]