diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/ion_storm.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/ion_storm.yml
index 518e9accaeab2a..d315ead9727868 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/ion_storm.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/ion_storm.yml
@@ -5,15 +5,16 @@
 - type: dataset
   id: IonStormAdjectives
   values:
+  - ADORABLE
+  - ANNOYING
   - BATTERY-OPERATED
-  - BLACK
   - BLOODY
   - BLUE
   - BORED
   - BOUNCING
   - BRASS
-  - BROWN
   - BURNING
+  - CHEESE-EATING
   - CHRISTMAS-STEALING
   - CLOWN-POWERED
   - CLOWN
@@ -21,7 +22,6 @@
   - COMMITTED
   - COTTONY
   - CUBAN
-  - DARK
   - DEADLY
   - DELICIOUS
   - DEPRESSING
@@ -48,14 +48,14 @@
   - GANGSTA
   - GLOWING
   - GOOD
-  - GREEN
-  - GREY
   - HAPPY
   - HARD
   - HARMFUL
   - HEALTHY
+  - HIGHLY-SPECIFIC
   - HILARIOUS
   - HONKING
+  - HORRIFYING
   - HUNGRY
   - HYPERACTIVE
   - ICY
@@ -81,12 +81,12 @@
   - MICROSCOPIC
   - MIND-SHATTERING
   - MOIST
+  - MUSICAL
   - NERDY
   - NUCLEAR
   - OBSCENE
   - OFFICIAL
   - OPAQUE
-  - ORANGE
   - ORGANIC
   - PAINFUL
   - PEACEFUL
@@ -95,14 +95,12 @@
   - POLITE
   - POLITICAL
   - POORLY DRAWN
-  - PURPLE
   - QUIET
   - RADIOACTIVE
   - RAGING
-  - RAINBOW
   - RAPIDLY-EXPANDING
-  - RED
   - REDACTED
+  - REVOLUTIONARY
   - RIDICULOUS
   - ROBOTIC
   - ROBUST
@@ -110,21 +108,24 @@
   - RUDE
   - SAD
   - SANITARY
-  - SCALY
   - SHAKING
   - SILLY
   - SLOW
+  - SLUG-LIKE # wawa
   - SMELLY
   - SMOOTH
   - SOFT
   - SOLAR-POWERED
   - SOPPING
+  - SLIPPERY
   - SPACE
   - SPESS
   - SPINNING
   - SPOILING
   - STEALTHY
+  - SUSPICIOUS # among
   - SWEARING
+  - SYNDIE-LOVING
   - TACTICAL
   - TACTICOOL
   - SYNDICATE
@@ -135,6 +136,7 @@
   - UGLY
   - UNATTRACTIVE
   - UNDULATING
+  - UNEARTHLY
   - UNFRIENDLY
   - UNHEALTHY
   - UNIDENTIFIED
@@ -147,10 +149,8 @@
   - WARM
   - WATERY
   - WEIRD
-  - WHITE
   - WOBBLY
   - WOODEN
-  - YELLOW
 
 # Allergies should be broad and appear somewhere on the station for maximum fun.
 - type: dataset
@@ -174,10 +174,10 @@
   - FOOD
   - GLASS
   - HAPPINESS
-  - MEAT
-  - HUMAN CONTACT
+  - HUMANOID CONTACT
   - HUMOR
   - LIGHT
+  - MEAT
   - MEDICINE
   - METAL
   - NUTS
@@ -258,6 +258,7 @@
   - ANARCHY
   - ART
   - BADNESS
+  - BALDNESS
   - BRAVERY
   - CAPITALISM
   - CHAOS
@@ -268,7 +269,6 @@
   - CONFUSION
   - CRUELTY
   - DEATH
-  - DICKISHNESS
   - EXISTENCE
   - FINANCIAL SECURITY
   - FREEDOM
@@ -289,6 +289,7 @@
   - MARXISM
   - MISERY
   - MYSTERY
+  - NASTINESS
   - OPPRESSION
   - PAIN
   - PHYSICS
@@ -314,12 +315,13 @@
 - type: dataset
   id: IonStormCrew
   values:
+  - ANIMALS
   - ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES
   - ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIANS
   - BARTENDERS
   - BOTANISTS
   - CAPTAINS
-  - CAPTAINS AND HEADS
+  - CAPTAINS AND HEADS OF STAFF
   - CARGO TECHNICIANS
   - CHAPLAINS
   - CHEFS
@@ -330,7 +332,6 @@
   - CREW-MEMBERS
   - CYBORGS
   - DETECTIVES
-  # - DRONES / uncomment if/when drones get reenabled
   # - GENETICISTS
   - HEADS OF PERSONNEL
   - HEADS OF SECURITY
@@ -340,11 +341,14 @@
   - LIBRARIANS
   - MEDICAL DOCTORS
   - MIMES
+  - MUSICIANS
+  - NON-CREW
   - PARAMEDICS
   - PASSENGERS
   - QUARTERMASTERS
   - RESEARCH DIRECTORS
   - ROBOTICISTS
+  - RODENTS
   - SALVAGE SPECIALISTS
   - SCIENTISTS
   - SECURITY OFFICERS
@@ -358,17 +362,20 @@
   values:
   - BANANA HONK
   - BEEPSKY SMASH
+  - BLOOD
   - BLOODY MARYS
   - DOCTOR'S DELIGHT
+  - FOURTEEN-LOKO
   - GARGLE BLASTERS
   - LEAN
   - LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
-  - NUKA COLA
+  - NUCLEAR COLA
+  - PIÑA COLADA # AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
   - OIL
   - SPACE GLUE
   - SPACE LUBE
   - SULFURIC ACID
-  - WELDER FUEL
+  - WELDING FUEL
 
 - type: dataset
   id: IonStormFeelings
@@ -428,7 +435,8 @@
   id: IonStormFoods
   values:
   - BANANAS
-  - BIG BITE BURGERS
+  - BANANIUM
+  - BIG BITE BURGER
   - CAKE
   - CARP
   - CAT BURGERS
@@ -437,6 +445,7 @@
   - CRAZY HAMBURGERS
   - DONK POCKETS
   - FLY AMANITA DISHES
+  - HAPPY HONK MEAL
   - HOT SOUP
   - GHOST BURGERS
   - LOTSA SPAGHETTI
@@ -444,6 +453,7 @@
   - ORGANS
   - PIZZA
   - ROBURGERS
+  - STEEL
   - SUPPERMATTER
   - URANIUM
 
@@ -459,6 +469,11 @@
   - BE POLITE
   - BE QUIET
   - BE RUSSIAN
+  - BE IN SPACE
+  - BE IN THE BRIDGE
+  - BE IN SECURITY
+  - BE IN THE BAR
+  - BE IN MAINTENANCE
   - BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS
   - BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
   - BELIEVE IT
@@ -467,6 +482,7 @@
   - CLOWN AROUND
   - COMPLAIN
   - DANCE
+  - EAT THE CHEF
   - FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN
   - FOLLOW THE CLOWN
   - FOLLOW YOUR HEART
@@ -483,10 +499,11 @@
   - INSULT THE CLOWN
   - INSULT THE CREW
   - LIE
-  - MAKE FART NOISES
+  - MAKE DATED REFERENCES
   - MUMBLE
   - NEVER STOP TALKING
   - OPEN DOORS
+  - PETS THE FISHES
   - PIRATE VIDEO GAMES
   - PLAY MUSIC
   - PRESS B
@@ -496,6 +513,7 @@
   - PRETEND TO BE DRUNK
   - QUESTION AUTHORITY
   - QUOTE PEOPLE
+  - QUOTE SHAKESPEARE
   - RAP
   - REPEAT WHAT PEOPLE SAY
   - RESPOND TO EVERY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION
@@ -515,6 +533,7 @@
   - TELL THE TRUTH
   - TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
   - WHISPER
+  - WEEP UNCONTROLLABLY
 
 - type: dataset
   id: IonStormNumberBase
@@ -526,6 +545,7 @@
   - FORTY
   - FOUR
   - NINE
+  - NINE NINE NINE NINE N#@*-
   - NINETY
   - ONE
   - SEVEN
@@ -578,17 +598,17 @@
   - CANDLES
   - CANDY BARS
   - CANISTERS
-  - CAT EARS
+  - CONTAINERS
   - CATS
   - CELLS
   - CHAIRS
   - CHEMICAL DISPENSERS
   - CHEMICALS
-  - CLONING EQUIPMENT
-  - CLONING PODS
+  - CRYO PODS
   - CLOSETS
   - CLOTHES
   - CLOWN CLOTHES
+  - CLOWNING EQUIPMENT # as opposed to "cloning equipment"
   - COFFINS
   - COLLECTABLES
   - COMPUTERS
@@ -608,25 +628,27 @@
   - ENGINES
   - EQUIPMENT
   - ERRORS
-  - EXOSKELETONS
-  - EXPERIMENTORS
+  - EXTERMINATORS
   - EXPLOSIVES
   - EYEWEAR
   - FEDORAS
   - FIRE AXES
   - FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
   - FIRESUITS
+  - FISH
   - FLAMETHROWERS
   - FLASHES
   - FLASHLIGHTS
   - FLOOR TILES
   - FREEZERS
   - GAS MASKS
+  - GENERATORS
   - GLASS SHEETS
   - GLOVES
   - GUNS
   - HAIRDOS
   - HANDCUFFS
+  - HARDSUITS
   - HATS
   - HEADS
   - HEADSETS
@@ -641,18 +663,20 @@
   - LIGHTS
   - LOCKERS
   - MACHINES
-  - MECHAS
+  - MECHS
   - MEDICAL TOOLS
+  - MONEY
   - MEDKITS
-  - MESONS
+  - MICE
   - MIME CLOTHES
   - MINING TOOLS
+  - MONKEYS
   - MULTITOOLS
   - ORES
   - OXYGEN TANKS
   - PACKETS
   - PAIS
-  - PANTS
+  - PANTS # This might work better as jumpsuits, but the Discord is adamant that the word pants is funny so it stays
   - PAPERS
   - PARTICLE ACCELERATORS
   - PDAS
@@ -660,6 +684,7 @@
   - PETS
   - PIPES
   - PLANTS
+  - PLUSHIES
   - POSITRONIC BRAINS
   - PUDDLES
   - RACKS
@@ -677,19 +702,19 @@
   - SKELETONS
   - SOLAR PANELS
   - SOLARS
+  - SMALL LIZARD PLUSHIES
   - SPACE STATIONS
   - SPACESUITS
+  - SPESOS
   - STEEL SHEETS
   - STUN BATONS
   - SUITS
   - SUNGLASSES
-  - SUPPERMATTER SHARDS
   - SWORDS
   - SYRINGES
   - TABLES
   - TANKS
   - TELECOMMUNICATION EQUIPMENTS
-  - TELEPORTERS
   - TOILETS
   - TOOLBELTS
   - TOOLBOXES
@@ -698,6 +723,7 @@
   - TUBES
   - VEHICLES
   - VENDING MACHINES
+  - VITALS
   - WELDERS
   - WINDOWS
   - WIRECUTTERS
@@ -728,7 +754,7 @@
   - A SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT
   - A TALKING BROOMSTICK
   - A VACATION
-  - A WEIGHT LOSS REGIMENT
+  - A WEIGHT LOSS REGIME
   - ADDITIONAL PYLONS
   - ADVENTURE
   - AN ADULT
@@ -742,13 +768,15 @@
   - BRING ME THE GIRL
   - BRING ME TO LIFE
   - BULLETS
-  - CHILI DOGS
+  - CHILLI DOGS
+  - CHILLY DOGS
   - CORPSES
   - DEODORANT AND A BATH
   - ENOUGH CABBAGES
   - FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS
   - FIVE TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE
-  - GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE BITCH-CHRISTING CUNT-SMUGGLING SWEARING
+  - GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE-OF-SHIT ASSHOLE SWEARING
+  - GOSHDARN EFFING PINCH-OF-SALT GOD-FEARING SELF-CENSORSHIP
   - GREENTEXT
   - HERESY
   - HEROES IN A HALF SHELL
@@ -802,7 +830,9 @@
   - TO CONSUME...CONSUME EVERYTHING...
   - TO GO TO DISNEYLAND
   - TO GO TO SYNDIELAND
+  - TO SUMMON OUR LORD NAR-SIE
   - TO SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
+  - TO UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
   - TRAITORS
   - VEGETABLES
 
@@ -890,11 +920,10 @@
   - CLOWNS
   - COMMUNISTS
   - CORGIS
-  - CORTICAL BORERS
   - COWBOYS
   - CRABS
   - CULTISTS
-  - DARK GOD
+  - DARK GODS
   - DINOSAURS
   - DRUGS
   - EELS
@@ -921,6 +950,7 @@
   - REVENANTS
   - ROGUE CYBORGS
   - SERIAL KILLERS
+  - SHIT SECURITY OFFICERS
   - SINGULARITIES
   - SKELETONS
   - SLIMES
@@ -928,7 +958,7 @@
   - SNOWMEN
   - SPACE JESUS
   - SPACE NINJAS
-  - SPACE PIRATESS
+  - SPACE PIRATES
   - SPACE SPIDERS
   - SPIDERS
   - SYNDICATE AGENTS