update.js

#!/usr/bin/env node
const fs = require('fs');
const random = a => a[Math.floor(Math.random() * a.length)];
const github_readme_stats_themes = [ "dark", "radical", "merko", "gruvbox", "tokyonight", "onedark", "cobalt", "synthwave", "highcontrast", "dracula", "prussian", "monokai", "vue", "vue-dark", "shades-of-purple", "nightowl", "buefy", "blue-green", "algolia", "great-gatsby", "darcula", "bear", "solarized-dark", "solarized-light", "chartreuse-dark", "nord", "gotham", "material-palenight", "graywhite", "vision-friendly-dark", "ayu-mirage", "midnight-purple", "calm", "flag-india", "omni", "react", "jolly", "maroongold", "yeblu", "blueberry", "slateorange", "kacho_ga" ];
const github_readme_stats_theme = random(github_readme_stats_themes);
const npm_expansions = [ "*nix Programming Mammals", "N00b Pwn M3", "N00b's Programming Machine", "Naan and Paneer Makhani", "Nabbing Pleasant Monads", "Naboo's Podracing Misadventure", "Nacho Pace Maker", "Nacho Pizza Marinade", "Nacho Portion Monitor", "Nacho Portmanteau Meltdown", "Nacho Printing Machine", "Nachos Pillage Milwaukee", "Nachos Preventing Motivation", "Nadie Programa más", "Nagging Mario's Princess", "Nagging Penguin Matriarchs", "Nahi Pata Mujhe!", "Nail Polish Makeover", "Nail Polishing Minions", "Naive Props Mutation", "Naive Puppets Marching", "Naively Programmable Module", "Naivete Precedes Misrepresentation", "Naked Panda Meditations", "naM , sevitcepsreP weN", "Namby Pamby Magicians", "Name Picker Malfunction", "Named Pipe Mechanism", "Nameless Package Manager", "Namely,  Pickled Meatballs", "Namespace Pollution Mechanism", "Namespace,  Primitive,  Method", "Namibian Pyjama Merchant", "Naming Prosecution Mitigator", "NaN Producing Misery", "Nana Plays Minesweeper", "Nana's Plush Muppet", "Nanananananananana.. Pat Man!", "Nancy's Preferred Machete", "Nano Particle Matrix", "Nano Pico Micro", "Nanobot: Polygonal Mascot", "Nanobots Producing Megastructures", "Nanobots Protecting Microbots", "Nanometer Process Machine", "Nanometers Per Millisecond", "Nanoprogrammed Penultimate Musicianship", "Nanoscale Parts Manufacturing", "Nanoseconds Produce Minutes", "Nanotech Parading Mars", "Nanotechnology Promises Much", "NaNoWriMo Promotes Manuscription", "Nantes Paradox Market", "Não Posso Mais", "Nap Power: Maximum", "Naphthalene Possum Management", "Napolean Paced Mischeviously", "Napoleon's Penguin Mascot", "Napoleon's Pixelated Mugshot", "Napoleonic Panda Machine", "Napoleonic Political Magnificence", "Napping Panda Missionaries", "Napping Peanut Monsters", "Naps Per Month", "Narcissistic Passion Minified", "Narcissistic Piano Mover", "Narcissistic Pickle Meister", "Narcissistic Preening Monarch", "Narcissistic Project Managers", "Narcissistic,  Perfectly Modest", "Narcoleptic Pasta Manufacturer", "Narcoleptic Pony Machine", "Narcoleptic Possum Mob", "Narcoleptic Programmers' Medicine", "Narcoleptic's Patch Mangler", "Narnia Produced Magic", "Narnia Protect Me", "Narnia's Poofy Meatcleaver", "Narnia's Psychedelic Mushrooms", "Narrating Prophetic Monks", "Narrowly Preventing Mayhem", "Narwhal Parade Maestro", "Narwhals Playing Mahjong", "Narwhals Poke Mammals", "Narwhals Prolong Mischief", "Nary a Package Missing", "NASA Planetary Mission", "NASA Proceeds to Mars", "NASA: Pluto Matters!", "NASA's Punk Music", "Nasal Pathway Melodrama", "Nasal Piercings Manipulator", "Nascent Personality Manifestation", "Nascent Plasticine Materialist", "Nascent Political Miscreant", "Nascent Prototype Metaverse", "Nashville Plays Music", "Nasty Pinguin Manure", "Nasty Pirate Macaw", "Nasty Polka Music", "Nasty Popsicle Machine", "National Palace Museum", "National Park of Minnesota", "National Party Month", "National Patience Month", "National Pest Management", "National Pizza Magistrate", "National Poetry Month", "National Poo Museum", "National Preventative Mechanism", "National Public Mania", "National Puppy Menace", "Nationwide Polamorous Matrimony", "Native Package Manager", "Native Papuan Masks", "Native Penguin Milk", "Natively Pluggable Module", "Natively Pronounced Mandarin", "Nattily Polished Marbles", "Nattily Primped Monster", "Natty Precise Maverick", "Natural Pacifist Manatees", "Natural Performance Manager", "Natural Pleistocene Monsters", "Natural Polyglot Machine", "Natural Potato Magnet", "Natural Preference for Minification", "Natural Push Machine", "Naturally Pacifist Marsupials", "Naturally Processed Meals", "Naturally Produced Modules", "Nature Preceded Machines", "Nature's Particle Manager", "Nature's Powerful Meme", "Naughty Panda Manga", "Naughty Pinching Mannequins", "Naughty Platypus Memorabilia", "Naughty Praying Mantis", "Naughty Program Manipulator", "Naughty Programmer's Madness", "Naughty Pterodactyl Maid", "Naughty Push Message", "Nauseating Packaged Meat", "Nautical Pace Marker", "Nautical Pea Maker", "Nautical Pirate Moustache", "Nautical Poseidon Mythology", "Nautilus: Pelagic Mollusc", "Naval Pilgrim's Mayflower", "Navel Piercing Madness", "Navel Pondering Mantra", "Navigator Prefabricating Marinates", "Navy Penguin Mariachi", "Naysayers Promote Misery", "Ne Pas Manger!", "Neanderthal Painting Monet", "Neanderthal Pudding Mix", "Neanderthals Paint Mammals", "Neanderthals Programming Machines", "Neapolitan Pasta Maker", "Neapolitan Pizza Margherita", "Near Perfect Mood", "Nearest Phase Modulator", "Nearly Past Midnight", "Nearly Perfect Mediocracy", "Nearly Perfected Mystique", "Nearly Perpendicular Macaroons", "Nearly Picked Makefiles", "Nearly Pooped Myself", "Nearly Post-Money", "Nearly Pure Mustard", "Nearly-Pickled Module", "Nearsighted Paramecium Multiverse", "Nearsighted Penguin March", "Nearsighted Prank Master", "Neat Paraskavedekatriaphobia's Meaning", "Neat Pidgeon Manure", "Neat! Pickled Muskrat!", "Neatly Packaged Magic", "Neatly Packaged Manuals", "Neatly Packaged Modules", "Neatly Placed Mail", "Neatly Planned Meal", "Neatly Positioned Magazines", "Neatly Prepared Mustache", "Neatly Punctuated Musings", "Neato Polyester Material", "Nebulae Populate M83", "Nebulous Plasma Muffin", "Nebulous Program Mechanic", "Nebulous Puffy Marshmallows", "Necesito Programar Más", "Necessarily Precedes Mischief", "Necessary Package Manager", "Necessary Pigeonholing Mechanism", "Necessitates Proper Modularity", "Neck Protection Mandate", "Necromancers Playing MTG", "Necrotizing Pineapple Music", "Nectar of the Programming Masses", "Need Package Maintenance", "Need Paper Mache", "Need Potato Man", "Need Pray More", "Need Private Modules", "Need Prize Money", "Need Project Manager", "Need Public Method", "Needful Program Management", "Needle-Pinpointing Machine", "Needless Patchouli Manufacture", "Needlessly Postulating Minds", "Needlessly Promiscuous,  Modularize!", "Needlessly Provoking Marsupials", "Needling Perl Mongers", "Needs Perl Modules", "Needs Puma Managers", "Needy Poetic Mothers", "Nefarious Pickle Muncher", "Nefarious Planetary Meddling", "Nefarious Plastic Mannequins", "Nefarious Pomegranate Magnate", "Nefarious Punk Monk", "Nefariously Programmed Mecha", "Nefariously Pushing Master", "Negating Past Mistakes", "Negatively Proportional Model", "Negatory. Postpone Mission.", "Neglected Parking Meter", "Neglected Pizza Money", "Neglected Pulse Machine", "Neglected Puppy Market", "Negligent Pachinko Machine", "Negligent Parachute Maintainers", "Negligible Participation Metric", "Negligible Psychological Misery", "Negotiable Paleobotanist Missions", "Negotiate Pushing Milestone", "Neigh Purr Moo", "Neighbor's Preppy Maltese", "Neighborly Package Megalodon", "Neighbour Problem Manager", "Neighbourhood Party Manager", "Neil Patrick's Mansion", "Nemo's Parental Misguidance", "Neo's Personal Matrix", "Neo's Playing Morpheus", "Neoanthropic Preternatural Murmurings", "Neoclassic Placebo Maker", "Neoclassical Philosophic Musings", "Neoclassical Piano Montage", "Neoclassical Programming Multitude", "Neocon Propaganda Machine", "Neodymium Plated Magnet", "Neolithic Populous Metropolis", "Neolithic Prancing Minotaurs", "Neolithic Programming Machine", "Neolithic Psychedelic Mushrooms", "Neologistic Paraphasic Mumbling", "Neon Papier Mâché", "Neon Power Mains", "Neonatal Penguin March", "Neophobe Plebeian Mumpsimus", "Neoplastic Plasma Medusa", "Neopolitan Pizza Maker", "Neoprene Party Masks", "Neoteric Plumbing Mishap", "Neovictorian Paisley Menswear", "Nephrite Power Mace", "Nepotistic Pontifex Maximus", "Neptune: Planet or Myth?", "Neptune's Personal Maid", "Neptune's Potato Monsters", "Neptunian Parity Mnemonic", "Neptunium,  Promethium,  Manganese", "Nerd Party Madness", "Nerd Play Mate", "Nerdiest Political Manifesto", "Nerdiest Precious Modules", "Nerds Pledge Magnanimously", "Nerds Produce Money", "Nerds Publishing Monstrosities", "Nerdy People Matriculate", "Nerdy Poly Millionaires", "Nerdy Programmers Mingling", "Nerdy Pun Mavens", "Nerfed Poet Melancholia", "Nerfing Powerful Megalomaniacs", "Nero Punished Miscreants", "Nervous Parrot Muttering", "Nervous Penpal Message", "Nervously Practice Multithreading", "Nervously Proposing Marriage", "Nestable Processes Mutate", "Nested Parenthetical Madness", "Nested Public Modules", "Nesting Penguins Molt", "Net Possibility Multiplier", "Netherworld's Pretend Minibar", "Neti Pot Manufacturer", "Nettle Pie Market", "Network Performance Monitor", "Network Pipe Manufacturer", "Network Powering Makers", "Network Printer Manager", "Network Processor Module", "Neural Prediction Model", "Neural Processing Mechanisms", "Neural Proton Mapper", "Neurological Phenomenon Multiplexer", "Neurologically Paralyzing Mouseovers", "Neuron Powered Motorization", "Neurophysiologically Pseudoscientific Manatee", "Neurosis Prevention Mechanism", "Neurotic and Probably Misinformed", "Neurotic Pantaloon Maker", "Neurotic Pink Mongooses", "Neurotic Programmer Masquerade", "Neurotoxin Powered Marketing", "Neutered Paranoid Meerkat", "Neutered Puppy Masquerade", "Neutral Point Measurement", "Neutral Political Machine", "Neutral Pork Motel", "Neutral,  Plus or Minus", "Neutralize Pesky Miscreants", "Neutrino Packing Machine", "Neutrinos Peludos Magnéticos", "Neutron Polarization Manipulator", "Never Paint Mohawks", "Never Panic Much", "Never Patronize Mothers", "Never Pay your Mortgage", "Never Perfectly Managed", "Never Pet Marmots", "Never Pet Mermaids", "Never Play Matchmaker", "Never Play Metal", "Never Please Meanies", "Never Poke Monkeys", "Never Post Memes", "Never Prank Me", "Never Print Magazines", "Never Program Mad", "Never Propel Marmalade", "Never Publish Malarkey", "Never Pummel Muskoxen", "Never Punch Manticores", "Never Push Mistakes", "Never Push to Master", "Neverending Package Mountain", "Neverending Perpetual Motion", "Neverending Pile of Messages", "Neverending Plethora of Modules", "Neverending Programming Mistakes", "Neverending Prototype Mode", "Neverending Pun Machine", "Neverending Puppy Marathon", "Nevermore: a Poet's Mantra", "Nevertheless Published Mine", "Nevertheless! Party Metaphorically", "New Package Monster", "New Patch,  Merge?", "New Personal Mail", "New Phone Models", "New Power Management", "New Power Manual", "New Powerful Machines", "New Prague,  Minnesota", "New Pretend Meaning", "New Priority Mail", "New Prog Mixtape", "New Programs Makers", "New Project,  Monday", "New Purple Moon", "Newbie Paintball Master", "Newbies Pass Muster", "Newborn Programming Monsters", "Newfangled Package Modernizer", "Newfoundland Pitbull Mix", "Newline Pending Merge", "Newline Proliferating Maniac", "Newly Paranoid Maintainers", "Newly Picked Mangoes", "Newly Potted Mandrakes", "Newly Practicing Mortician", "Newly Pregnant Mom", "Newly Purchased Memories", "Newlywed Party Monsters", "Newlyweds Proposing Marriage", "Newman's Personal Motorcade", "Newsworthy Presidential Mistakes", "Newton's Poleless Magnet", "Newton's Preposterous Miscalculation", "Newton's Principia Mathematica", "Newton's Programmatic Measurements", "Newtonian Particle Motion", "Newtonian Physics Mockumentary", "Newts Parading Majestically", "Newts Prefer MS-DOS", "Next Perpendicular Moonlanding", "Next Phenomenal Microbrewery", "Next Pizza's Mine", "Next Planet of Monkeys", "Next Popular Module", "Next Prince Montage", "next() Packaged Middleware", "NeXTSTEP Programming Mastermind", "Nibble Plum Meringue", "Nibbling Pastry Monster", "Nibbling Perfect Macaroni", "Nicaragua's Pet Mice", "Nice Package,  Mate", "Nice Paintings,  Mondrian", "Nice Pants,  Man", "Nice Parakeet Marriage", "Nice Philanthropist Metalhead", "Nice Pithy Motto", "Nice Poodle,  Mister", "Nice Pottery Mug", "Nicely Packaged Make", "Nicely Pointed Mandibles", "Nicely Presented Misnomer", "Nicely Printed Maps", "Nicely Pruned Marigolds", "Nicer Package Manager", "Nicer Perusal Method", "Niche Portobello Mushroom", "Nickel Palladium Manganese", "Nickel Plated Moose", "Nickelback Plays Music", "Nicotine Powered Man", "Nietzsche's Preposterous Moustache", "Nifty Penguin Magic", "Nifty Pony Merchandise", "Nifty Poutine Meal", "Nifty Procrastination Machine", "Nifty Pun Master", "Nifty Purring Manticore", "Nigerian Prince Meme", "Nightclub Party Music", "Nightingale Posing Mischievously", "Nightly Panic Munchies", "Nightly Patch Machine", "Nightly Perpetrated Mischief", "Nightly Piano Man", "Nightly Pocket Measurement", "Nightly Procrastination Machine", "Nightly Punk Masters", "Nightmare Prom Memories", "Nightmarish Pawnshop Mystic", "Nights Pay More", "Nighttime Pachinko Marathon", "Nighttime Peanut Migrations", "Nighttime Possum Meandering", "Nihil Prius Modulus", "Nihilism Philisophy Major", "Nihilist Pocket Monsters", "Nihilist Postmodern Mistake", "Nihilistic Party Mantra", "Nihilistic Pool Man", "Nil Packet Minimizer", "Nimble Package Maestros", "Nimble Pet Microbes", "Nimble Pirate Monitor", "Nimble Pixie Merchant", "Nimble Polyglot Microcosm", "Nimble Porridge Muncher", "Nimble Prime Musketeers", "Nimoy Prospers Mystically", "Nincompoops Producing Methane", "Nine Parsecs from Milwaukee", "Nine Pedestrians Mesmerized", "Nine Percent Milk", "Nine Point Mulligan", "Nine Pomeranian Monsters", "Nine Post Meridiem", "Nine Pounds of Mayonnaise", "Nine Project Managers", "Nine Putrid Mangos", "Nine-Pin Masters", "Nineteen Poor Moths", "Nineties Party Mix", "Nineties Pop Music", "Ninety Percent Muffin", "Ninety Proof Mezcal", "Ninety-nine Pitchers of Malt", "Ninja Parading Musically", "Ninja Party Manager", "Ninja Pirate Marksman", "Ninja Pirate Mutants", "Ninja Pokémon Master", "Ninja Power Manifesto", "Ninja Programmers Mindmeld", "Ninja Pumpkin Mutants", "Ninjas Practicing Multidimensionality", "Nirvana Playing Madonna", "Nit-Picking Magistrate", "Nit-Picking Manager", "Nitrate Processed Mincemeat", "Nitro Powered Motorcycles", "Nitrogen Peroxide Monoxide", "Nitrogen Poisonous Monoxide", "Nitrogenous Polymorphic Molecule", "Nitroglycerin Pickle Machine", "Nixon's Pants Missing", "No Package Mishaps", "No Packages Misplaced", "No Packages,  Mate", "No Padding Margin", "No Padding Module", "No Painful Merges", "No Pants Mafia", "No Pants Monkey", "No Pants,  Mom", "No Particular Method", "No Partying Mariachis", "No Password Management", "No Plugins; Monolithic", "No Points Made", "No Possible Meaning", "No Potty Mouths", "No Prejudice Makers", "No Princess,  Mario", "No Prize Money", "No Problem Man", "No Problem Mate", "No Problem,  Meatbag", "No Problemo Muchacho", "No Proscribed Meaning", "No Punches Made", "No Puns Monday", "No Purchase Made", "No Python Modules", "No,  Pay Me", "No! Primate Mutation!", "Noah's Pairwise Manifest", "Nobel Prize Magnet", "Noble Programming Mantra", "Noble Pug Mullet", "Nobody Packages More", "Nobody Pays (for) Magazines", "Nobody Peels Mangoes", "Nobody Picked Me", "Nobody Prefers Margarine", "Nobody Preheats Microwaves", "Nobody Publish Monsters", "Nobody's Perfect,  Man", "Noctiflorous Pansy Mulch", "Nocturnal Pajama Mutants", "Nocturnal Parakeet Monitor", "Nocturnal Practitioners of Magic", "Nocturnal Prancing Mosquito", "Nocturnal Programmer's Machine", "Nocturnally Psychologizing Millipede", "Nodding Previously Managed", "Node Package Maid", "Node Package Manager", "Node Package Master", "Node Packaged Masterfully", "Node Packaged Modules", "Node Parcel Merchant", "Node People Magic", "Node Permanently Moved", "Node Pizza Maker", "Node Pleases Me", "Node Plus Me", "Node Popular Man", "Node Promiscuous Modules", "Node's Package Magician", "Node's Pastoral Musicians", "Node's Perfect Mate", "Node's Perpetuum Mobile", "Node's Personal Monk", "Node's Play Mate", "Node's Pocket Monsters", "Node's Power Meal", "Node's Pretty Magical", "Nodes Per Minute", "Nodeschool Public Materials", "Nodular Pudding Multiverse", "Noiseless Party Machine", "Noiseless Peaceful Morning", "Noiseless Praying Mantis", "Noisy Pillaging Monster", "Noisy Pirate Mutiny", "Noisy Pneumatic Mnemonic", "Noisy Pop Music", "Noisy Pterodactyl Melodies", "nom,  please more", "Nomad Packaging Mechanism", "Nomadic People Migration", "Nomenclature Predictably Misunderstood", "Nomenclature Processing Machine", "Nominal Package Missing", "Nominal Pizza Masticator", "Nominally Patriotic Meathead", "Nominating Presidential Muppets", "Nomming Peanut M&M's", "Nomnom Pumpernickle Muffins", "Non Polar Magnetism", "Non Productive Monday", "Non Programming Manager", "Non-Partisan Magicians", "Non-Permeable Membrane", "Non-Polite Mother", "Non-Polynomial Mantissa", "Non-Potable Macchiato", "Non-Printable Material", "Non-Production Machines", "Nonagons Please Me", "Nonchalant Programming Master", "Nonchalantly Performs Magic", "Nonchalantly Perusing Magazines", "Noncollinear Perpendicular Microcrystalline", "Noncommital Premarital Mischief", "Nonconformist Propaganda Machine", "Nondeterministic Palindrome Machine", "Nondeterministic Polynomial Munchies", "Nondeterministic Postrequisite Metaprotocol", "Nondeterministic Programming Methodology", "Nondigestible Purple Mayonnaise", "Nonflavored Prescription Medicine", "Nonlinear Performance Magnification", "Nonlinear Programming Methods", "Nonprofit Pizza Maker", "Nonsense Parser Microframework", "Nonsense Placement Mandatory", "Nonsense Poetry Manager", "Nonstick Pancake Maker", "Nonstop Pajama Models", "Nonstop Perpetual Motion", "Nonstop Pet Mewing", "Nonstop Progressive Marxism", "Nonviolent Pigeon Manifestation", "Nonviolent Pirate Mobster", "Nonvoluntary Professional Mangling", "Noodle Printing Machine", "Noodles Practicing Medicine", "Noodles,  Poodles and More!", "Noodles,  Poodles and More!", "Noodly Pasta Maker", "noop(); pop(); map();", "Noosphere Possibilities Maximized", "Nope,  prefer mopeds.", "Nordic Panda Moor", "Normal People,  MMM!", "Normal Polygamous Marriage", "Normal Programming Mistake", "Normally Palatable Mango", "Normally Pleasant Mixture", "Norse Polytheistic Mythology", "Norse Power Metal", "Norse Power Metal", "North Pittsburgh Meatpackers", "North Pole Merriment", "North Pole Mysteries", "Northern Pileated Marmoset", "Norvell,  Please Merge", "Norvell's Public Machinations", "Norway Porridge Makers", "Norwegian Parcel Mail", "Norwegian Peat Moss", "Norwegian Polka Music", "Norwegian Pony Master", "Norwegian Puffin Movies", "Nose Picker's Maven", "Nose Picking Mechanisms", "Nosey Party Murderer", "Nosferatu's Pace Maker", "Nostalgic Perogi Monogramming", "Nostalgic Piano Music", "Nostalgic Pickled Mango", "Nostalgic Pizza Manager", "Nostalgic Primordial Monster", "Nostalgic Punchcard Missing", "Nostradamus Predicting Maelstroms", "Nostradamus Prophecy Machine", "Nosy Pinocchio Manners", "Not a Package Manager", "Not a Penny More", "Not a Propaganda Machine", "Not Pancake Mix", "Not Parents' Money", "Not Particularly Meaningful", "Not Pictured: Mangoes", "Not Preposterously Macho", "Not Providing Milkshakes", "Notable Pastry Maker", "Notable Peru Mariachis", "Notable Pottery Manufacturer", "Notable Pseudocode Mashups", "Notably Polite Mariner", "Notary Public Mystifier", "Note: Purchase Milk", "Notebook Page Margin", "Notes Per Minute", "Noteworthy Placebo Mongers", "Noteworthy Programming Masterpiece", "Noteworthy Programs Map", "Noteworthy Puppy Movies", "Nothing Particularly Magnificent", "Nothing Pleases Me", "Nothing Plus Modules", "Nothing Precedes Matter", "Nothing Prevents Misery", "Nothing,  Plus More", "Nothing's plumb meaningless", "Noticeably Playful Monkeys", "Notify President Madagascar", "Notorious Party Muppets", "Notorious Penguin Magicians", "Notorious Preying Mantis", "Notorious Public Menace", "Notorious Pug Mafia", "Notorious Puppy Memes", "Notoriously Pedantic Magistrate", "Notoriously Problematic Merge", "Notoriously Psychedelic Modules", "Notoriously Punctual Manatee", "Notwithstanding Precautions,  Misadventure", "Notwithstanding Previous Misdemeanors", "Nougat Predominant Middleware", "Noun/Pronoun Mix-up", "Nourished Personal Mucus", "Nourishing Pear Medley", "Nourishing Pizza Microservice", "Nourishing Plushie Monster", "Nouveau Papier Mâché", "Nouveau Print Maker", "Novel Personal Mantras", "Novel Planetary Movement", "Novel Preposterous Mockery", "Novelty Palliates Malaise", "Novelty Plastic Moustache", "Novelty Polygonal Mathematics", "Novelty Promotes Magicians", "November Papa Mike", "November Perfect Moustache", "November: Procrastination Month", "November's Paddleball Marathon", "Novice Pokémon Master", "Novice Prime Minister", "Novice,  Paragon,  Master", "Novice,  Practiced,  Mastered", "Novices Performing Miracles", "Novices Plagiarizing Mozart", "Now Package More", "Now Packing Magic", "Now Paging Maciej", "Now Particularly Misnamed", "Now Playing Mario", "Now Playing Mathcore", "Now Printing Money", "Now with Partition Management", "Now,  Please Meander", "Now,  Publish Me", "Now,  Push Me", "Noxious Plant Miasma", "Nozzle Piping Mismatch", "npm package manager", "npm packaged modules", "npm pretty much", "npm private modules", "npm promotes metadefinitions", "npm promulgates marsupials", "npm provides modules", "npm: package manager", "npm: possibly marvellous", "npm's personal messenger", "npm's pretty magical", "NTFS Path Mockery", "Nth Permutation Mathematics", "Nth Phonetic Mnemonic", "Nth Power Matrix", "Nu Pop Metal", "Nuanced Pterodactyl Monk", "Nuclear Package Magnet", "Nuclear Pizza Machine", "Nuclear Planning Manual", "Nuclear Potato Monster", "Nuclear Power Manager", "Nuclear Powered Macros", "Nuclear Powered Marshmallows", "Nuclear Powered Mushroom", "Nuclear Pumpkin Mocha", "Nuclearly Potent Moonshine", "Nucleic Phosphate Modifier", "Nucleic Photon Magnetizer", "Nucleophosmin", "Nucleus Powered Mitochondria", "nuǝɯ pǝɥsᴉꞁod mǝu", "nuǝW pǝuoᴉʇᴉsoԀ ʎlǝʌᴉʇɐƃǝN", "NuGet Package Manager", "Nuke Pluto and Mars", "Nuked: Probably Microwaved", "Nukem's Possible Manifestation", "Null Pointer Mayhem", "Null Pointer Micromanagement", "Null Pointer Missing", "Nullifying Precipitation Machine", "Numbers Prefer Multiplication", "Numbers Probably Matter", "Numbers Produce Meaning", "Numeric Production Mechanism", "Numerous Packages Multiply", "Numerous Pancakes Munched", "Numerous Panicky Mimes", "Numerous Philanthropic Misanthropes", "Numerous Problems Multiplied", "Numerous Pulls Merged", "Numerous Pulsating Martians", "Nunchaku Pizza Master", "Nunjucks Powers Mozilla", "Nuns Playing Monopoly", "Nuns Playing Mozart", "Nuns Practicing Misanthropy", "Nupital Pomp Mesmerises", "Nuptial Predicament Mediation", "Nurturing Palpable Magnificence", "Nurturing Pluto's Martians", "Nutella Pancake Machine", "Nutella Peanut-Butter Marshmallow", "Nutella Per Minute", "Nutella with Pepperoni and Mushrooms", "Nutmeg Plundering Muse", "Nutrias Punching Marmots", "Nutrient Packed Morsels", "Nutritious Pancake Mountain", "Nutritious Polygonal Meatball", "Nutritious Pomegranate Muffins", "Nutritious Potato Munchies", "Nutritious Pumpkin Meal", "Nutty Peanut Marshmallow", "Nutty Penguin Music", "Nutty Professor Movie", "Nybble Processing Mainframe", "Nylon Pendulum Movement" ];
const npm_expansion = random(npm_expansions);
console.log('github readme stats theme: "' + github_readme_stats_theme + '"')
console.log('npm expansion: "' + npm_expansion + '"')
fs.readFile('src/README.md', 'utf8', (err, data) => {
  if (err) {
    return console.error(err);
  }
  fs.writeFile(
    "README.md",
    data
      .replace(/{{ github_readme_stats_theme }}/g, github_readme_stats_theme)
      .replace(/{{ npm_expansion }}/g, npm_expansion),
    'utf8',
    err => {
      if (err) return console.error(err);
    }
  );
});