Var var var

[corymcdonough]

If we have Const Const Const, we should have Var Var Var and more.

Perhaps:

Two Keywords

Var Var can be re-assigned and edited.
Const Const can't be changed in any way.
Const Var can be edited, but not re-assigned.
Var Const can be re-assigned, but not edited.

Three Keywords

Var and 2 other keywords
Randomly aliases the new name to an existing name declared with those 2 keywords.
Any time the new alias is used, it always points to the existing name aliased at time of creation.

Const and 2 other keywords will affect all users globally forever.

Four Keywords

Var Var and 2 other keywords
Names assigned this way will randomly choose one of the existing underlying objects every single time it is evaluated instead of just at creation.

Const Const and 2 other keywords
Indicates that you REALLY MEAN IT this time and everyone else, even people not using this language, should update their lexicon to account for this entirely universal change.

Var Const and 2 other keywords
Randomly aliases the new name to an existing name declared with the three right keywords.

Const Var and 2 other keywords
Names assigned this way will randomly choose an order to use for the existing underlying objects and loop through them in that order.

Five Keywords

Var Var Var and 2 other keywords
Not supported. The language randomly decides what this means at execution for even more variability.

Var Const Const and 2 other keywords
For making redactions to your Const Const and 2 other keywords.

Var Var Const and 2 other keywords
Names assigned this way will randomly choose one of the existing underlying objects every single time it is evaluated instead of just at creation.

Var Const Var and 2 other keywords
Names assigned this way will randomly choose an order to use for the existing underlying objects and loop through them in that order. Once it reaches the end of available underlying objects, the order is rerandomized and restarted.

Const Var Var and 2 other keywords
// TODO

Const Const Const and 2 other keywords
// TODO
This feature was implemented with a bug that always returns the word "test".
Unfortunately this bug/feature is permanent and cannot be changed.

Const Var Const and 2 other keywords
Names assigned this way will randomly choose an order to use for the existing underlying objects and loop through them in that order.

Const Const Var and 2 other keywords
Randomly aliases the new name to an existing name declared with those 2 keywords.
Any time the new alias is used, it always points to the existing name aliased at time of creation.
(EDIT: Actually, now that I think of it this is just syntactic sugar for Var and the 2 other keywords)