splashes.json

{
  "splashes": [
    "Glowing creepy eyes!",
    "100% more yellow text!",
    "Astronomically accurate!",
    "Cubism!",
    "Mostly harmless!",
    "!!!1!",
    "Dramatic lighting!",
    "Multithreaded!",
    "Testificates!",
    "Hmmmrmm.",
    "Episode 3!",
    "As seen on TV!",
    "Awesome!",
    "100% pure!",
    "May contain nuts!",
    "Less polygons!",
    "Limited edition!",
    "Flashing letters!",
    "Made by Mojang!",
    "It's here!",
    "Best in class!",
    "Excitement!",
    "More than 500 sold!",
    "One of a kind!",
    "Heaps of hits on YouTube!",
    "Indev!",
    "Spiders everywhere!",
    "Check it out!",
    "Holy cow, man!",
    "It's a game!",
    "Made in Sweden!",
    "Made in C++!",
    "Reticulating splines!",
    "Yaaay!",
    "Multiplayer!",
    "Ingots!",
    "Exploding creepers!",
    "That's no moon!",
    "l33t!",
    "Create!",
    "Survive!",
    "Dungeon!",
    "Exclusive!",
    "The bee's knees!",
    "Closed source!",
    "Classy!",
    "Wow!",
    "Oh man!",
    "Awesome community!",
    "Pixels!",
    "Teetsuuuuoooo!",
    "Kaaneeeedaaaa!",
    "Enhanced!",
    "90% bug free!",
    "Pretty!",
    "12 herbs and spices!",
    "Fat free!",
    "Absolutely no memes!",
    "Free dental!",
    "Ask your doctor!",
    "Cloud computing!",
    "Legal in Finland!",
    "Hard to label!",
    "Technically good!",
    "Bringing home the bacon!",
    "Quite Indie!",
    "GOTY!",
    "Euclidian!",
    "Now in 3D!",
    "Inspirational!",
    "Herregud!",
    "Complex cellular automata!",
    "Yes, sir!",
    "Played by cowboys!",
    "OpenGL ES 2.0+!",
    "Thousands of colors!",
    "Try it!",
    "Try the mushroom stew!",
    "Sensational!",
    "Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!",
    "Play him off, keyboard cat!",
    "Guaranteed!",
    "Macroscopic!",
    "Bring it on!",
    "Random splash!",
    "Call your mother!",
    "Monster infighting!",
    "Loved by millions!",
    "Ultimate edition!",
    "Freaky!",
    "You've got a brand new key!",
    "Water proof!",
    "Uninflammable!",
    "Whoa, dude!",
    "All inclusive!",
    "Tell your friends!",
    "NP is not in P!",
    "Livestreamed!",
    "Haunted!",
    "Polynomial!",
    "Terrestrial!",
    "All is full of love!",
    "Full of stars!",
    "Scientific!",
    "Collaborate and listen!",
    "Never dig down!",
    "Take frequent breaks!",
    "Not linear!",
    "Han shot first!",
    "Nice to meet you!",
    "Buckets of lava!",
    "Ride the pig!",
    "Larger than Earth!",
    "sqrt(-1) love you!",
    "Phobos anomaly!",
    "Punching wood!",
    "Falling off cliffs!",
    "0% sugar!",
    "150% hyperbole!",
    "Synecdoche!",
    "Let's danec!",
    "Ported implementation!",
    "Kiss the sky!",
    "20 GOTO 10!",
    "Verlet integration!",
    "Peter Griffin!",
    "Do not distribute!",
    "Cogito ergo sum!",
    "4815162342 lines of code!",
    "A skeleton popped out!",
    "The Work of Many!",
    "The sum of its parts!",
    "umop-apisdn!",
    "OICU812!",
    "Bring me Ray Cokes!",
    "Finger-licking!",
    "Thematic!",
    "Pneumatic!",
    "Sublime!",
    "Octagonal!",
    "Une baguette!",
    "Gargamel plays it!",
    "Rita is the new top dog!",
    "Representing Edsbyn!",
    "Matt Damon!",
    "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!",
    "Consummate V's!",
    "Cow Tools!",
    "Double buffered!",
    "V-synched!",
    "Fan fiction!",
    "Flaxkikare!",
    "Jason! Jason! Jason! Jeison?",
    "Hotter than the sun!",
    "Internet enabled!",
    "Autonomous!",
    "Engage!",
    "Fantasy!",
    "DRR! DRR! DRR!",
    "Kick it root down!",
    "Regional resources!",
    "Google analyticsed!",
    "Give us Gordon!",
    "Tip your waiter!",
    "Very fun!",
    "12345 is a bad password!",
    "Vote for net neutrality!",
    "Lives in a pineapple under the sea!",
    "Omnipotent!",
    "Gasp!",
    "...!",
    "Bees, bees, bees, bees!",
    "Haha, LEL!",
    "Hampsterdance!",
    "Menger sponge!",
    "idspispopd!",
    "Eple (original edit)!",
    "So fresh, so clean!",
    "Don't look directly at the bugs!",
    "Oh, ok, Pigmen!",
    "Scary!",
    "Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!",
    "Twittered about!",
    "Jump up, jump up, and get down!",
    "Joel is neat!",
    "A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!",
    "Welcome to your Doom!",
    "Stay a while, stay forever!",
    "Stay a while and listen!",
    "Treatment for your rash!",
    "\"Autological\" is!",
    "Information wants to be free!",
    "\"Almost never\" is an interesting concept!",
    "Lots of truthiness!",
    "The creeper is a spy!",
    "It's groundbreaking!",
    "Let our battles begin!",
    "The sky is the limit!",
    "Jeb has amazing hair!",
    "Casual gaming!",
    "Undefeated!",
    "Follow the train, CJ!",
    "Leveraging synergy!",
    "110813!",
    "90210!",
    "Tyrion would love it!",
    "That's super!",
    "Bread is pain!",
    "Read more books!",
    "Khaaaaaaaaan!",
    "Less addictive than TV Tropes!",
    "More addictive than lemonade!",
    "Bigger than a bread box!",
    "Millions of peaches!",
    "Fnord!",
    "This is my true form!",
    "Don't bother with the clones!",
    "Pumpkinhead!",
    "Endless!",
    "Feature packed!",
    "Boots with the fur!",
    "Stop, hammertime!",
    "Conventional!",
    "Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!",
    "Doesn't avoid double negatives!",
    "Place ALL the blocks!",
    "Does barrel rolls!",
    "Meeting expectations!",
    "PC gaming since 1873!",
    "Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!",
    "Got your nose!",
    "Haley loves Elan!",
    "Afraid of the big, black bat!",
    "Child's play!",
    "See you next Friday or so!",
    "150 bpm for 400000 minutes!",
    "Technologic!",
    "Funk soul brother!",
    "Pumpa kungen!",
    "Helo Cymru!",
    "My life for Aiur!",
    "Lennart lennart = new Lennart();",
    "I see your vocabulary has improved!",
    "Who put it there?",
    "You can't explain that!",
    "if not ok then return end",
    "Big Pointy Teeth!",
    "Bekarton guards the gate!",
    "Mmmph, mmph!",
    "Don't feed avocados to parrots!",
    "Swords for everyone!",
    "Plz reply to my tweet!",
    ".party()!",
    "Take her pillow!",
    "Put that cookie down!",
    "Pretty scary!",
    "I have a suggestion.",
    "Now with extra hugs!",
    "Almost C++17!",
    "Woah.",
    "HURNERJSGER?",
    "What's up, Doc?",
    "flowers more important than grass",
    "§1C§2o§3l§4o§5r§6m§7a§8t§9i§ac!",
    "& Knuckles!",
    "Pandamonium!",
    "code.org/minecraft",
    "discord.gg/minecraft",
    "Machine learning!",
    "Release the Snord!",
    "Team Mystic!",
    "Living, breathing world!",
    "Innovating innovation!",
    "Change my mind.",
    "This is good for Realms.",
    "High-key!",
    "Funding secured!",
    "Throw yourself at the ground and miss",
    "YANNY OR LAUREL???",
    "Truly gone fishing!",
    "So. You read splash text.",
    "Very influential in its circle!",
    "Warning! A huge battleship \"STEVE\" is approaching fast!",
    "Alexander Hamilton!",
    "Yay, puppies for everyone!",
    "You're going too fast!",
    "That's Numberwang!",
    "Thanks for the fish!",
    "Take the elevator to the mezzanine!",
    "Take an egg beater and beat it against a skillet!",
    "Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!",
    "So sweet, like a nice bon bon!",
    "#Blessed!",
    "Have you finished your homework?",
    "We're working on it!",
    "Like that smash button!",
    "Minecraft 2 unconfirmed!",
    "A circle-free environment!",
    "Llama, llama, duck!",
    "When it's ready!",
    "Make a viral video!!1",
    "Artisinal!",
    "The Floor is Lava!",
    "Savage Dad jokes!",
    "Protec but also attac",
    "Potatoes gonna potate!",
    "Bananas!",
    "zhoolor",
    "Oh geez!",
    "Crush it!",
    "Keep your head down, there's two of us in here now. Remember?",
    "Sodium free!",
    "What DOES the fox say?",
    "#gartzkebrokeit",
    "All blocks covered!",
    "feedback.minecraft.net",
    "It came from space.",
    "Rainbow turtle?",
    "Something funny!",
    "I need more context.",
    "Ahhhhhh!",
    "Don't worry, be happy!",
    "Water bottle!",
    "What's the question?",
    "Plant a tree!",
    "Go to the dentist!",
    "What do you expect?",
    "Look mum, I'm in a splash!",
    "Honey, I grew the bees!",
    "Find your claw!",
    "Everybody do the Leif!",
    "<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!",
    "Bushy eyebrows!",
    "Edit is a name!",
    "From free range developers!",
    "This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!",
    "Music by Lena Raine!",
    "Aww man!",
    "#minecraftfarms",
    "And my pickaxe!",
    "Envision! Create! Share!",
    "Fabulous graphics!",
    "Also try Minecraft Dungeons!",
    "Vanilla!",
    "May contain traces of citrus!",
    "Zoglin!?",
    "Black lives matter!",
    "Be anti-racist!",
    "Learn about allyship!",
    "Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!",
    "Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!",
    "Educate your friends on anti-racism!",
    "Support the BIPOC community and creators!",
    "Stand up for equality in your community!",
    "[this splash text is now available]",
    "Contains simulated goats!",
    "Home-made!",
    "There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~",
    "The cutest predator you'll ever meet!",
    "Now you are thinking with pistons!",
    "Get to the coppah!",
    "Board game version also available!",
    "Honey, I waxed the copper!",
    "Plant-based light sources!",
    "Made by \"real\" people!",
    "Don't feed chocolate to parrots!",
    "Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!",
    "Who let the frogs out?",
    "RIBBIT!",
    "Croak team!",
    "Nooooooooooooo!",
    "Flower forest TM perfume",
    "Hat Fridays!",
    "You are valid!",
    "I'm glad you're here!",
    "You are welcome here!",
    "Your gender is valid!",
    "Contains infinite genders!",
    "Technoblade never dies!",
    "Enter the Render Dragon!",
    "This sand is sus",
    "Remember to brush your... ...teeth",
    "Has working bookshelves!",
    "Sniff sniff...",
    "Place hanging sign here",
    "Joule is neat too!"
  ]
}