jokes.json

{
  "dadJokes": [
    "Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it!",
    "Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!",
    "How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!",
    "I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy!",
    "Five out of four people admit they’re bad with fractions!",
    "What’s brown and sticky? A stick!"
  ],
  "antiJokes": [
    "Why are people like drums?\nHit them with a stick and they make a noise.",
    "Take your age and add five years to it...That's your age in five years.",
    "What did the muffin say to the tin can?\nNothing, muffins can't talk.",
    "You know what's really odd?\nNumbers that aren't divisible by two.",
    "Why did the turtle cross the road?\nHe didn't. There was a lot of traffic so he thought better of it.",
    "How do you get a clown off a swing?\nHit him with an axe."
  ],
  "puns": [
    "How do you throw a space party? You planet.",
    "How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.",
    "Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.",
    "I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.",
    "Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.",
    "I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down."
  ]
}