.aliases

case $(uname -s) in
Darwin)
  alias ls='gls $LS_OPTIONS -hF'
  alias ll='gls $LS_OPTIONS -lhF'
  alias l='gls $LS_OPTIONS -lAhF'

  # Flush Directory Service cache
  alias flush="dscacheutil -flushcache"

  # Empty the Trash on all mounted volumes and the main HDD
  # Also, clear Apple’s System Logs to improve shell startup speed
  alias emptytrash="sudo rm -rfv /Volumes/*/.Trashes; sudo rm -rfv ~/.Trash; sudo rm -rfv /private/var/log/asl/*.asl"

  # Show/hide hidden files in Finder
  alias show-hidden="defaults write com.apple.Finder AppleShowAllFiles -bool true && killall Finder"
  alias hide-hidden="defaults write com.apple.Finder AppleShowAllFiles -bool false && killall Finder"

  # Hide/show all desktop icons (useful when presenting)
  alias hide-desktop="defaults write com.apple.finder CreateDesktop -bool false && killall Finder"
  alias show-desktop="defaults write com.apple.finder CreateDesktop -bool true && killall Finder"

  # Enable/disable Spotlight
  alias spot-off="sudo mdutil -a -i off"
  alias spot-on="sudo mdutil -a -i on"

  # Stuff I never really use but cannot delete either because of http://xkcd.com/530/
  alias stfu="osascript -e 'set volume output muted true'"
  alias pumpitup="osascript -e 'set volume 10'"
  ;;
Linux)
  alias ls='ls $LS_OPTIONS -hF'
  alias ll='ls $LS_OPTIONS -lhF'
  alias l='ls $LS_OPTIONS -lAhF'

  alias pbcopy='xsel --clipboard --input'
  alias pbpaste='xsel --clipboard --output'

  alias open='caja'
  ;;
esac

export BAT_THEME="Solarized (light)"
export MANPAGER="sh -c 'col -bx | bat -l man -p'"
alias cat='bat'

alias cd..="cd .."
alias c="clear"
alias e="exit"
alias ..="cd .."

alias sqlite="sqlite3"

# Bundler
alias be="bundle exec"
alias bi="bundle install"
alias bl="bundle list"
alias bp="bundle package"
alias bo="bundle open"
alias bu="bundle update"

# Enable tap to click (Trackpad)
alias enable-tap-to-click="defaults write com.apple.driver.AppleBluetoothMultitouch.trackpad Clicking -bool true"

# IP addresses
alias ip="dig +short myip.opendns.com @resolver1.opendns.com"
alias ips="ifconfig -a | perl -nle'/(\d+\.\d+\.\d+\.\d+)/ && print $1'"

# Enhanced WHOIS lookups
alias whois="whois -h whois-servers.net"

# View HTTP traffic
alias sniff="sudo ngrep -d 'en1' -t '^(GET|POST) ' 'tcp and port 80'"
alias httpdump="sudo tcpdump -i en1 -n -s 0 -w - | grep -a -o -E \"Host\: .*|GET \/.*\""

# URL-encode strings
alias urlencode='python -c "import sys, urllib.parse; print(urllib.parse.quote_plus(sys.argv[1]));"'

# One of @janmoesen’s ProTip™s
for method in GET HEAD POST PUT DELETE TRACE OPTIONS; do
  alias "$method"="lwp-request -m '$method'"
done

# SSH Aliases
alias ssh-scicombinator="ssh dazoakley@scicombinator.com"
alias ssh-hocuspokus="ssh sympl@hocuspokus.vs.mythic-beasts.com"

##
## Docker
##

alias docker-compose='docker compose'
alias docker-clean-images='docker rmi $(docker images --filter "dangling=true" -q --no-trunc)'
alias docker-clean-containers='docker rm $(docker ps -qa --no-trunc --filter "status=exited")'
alias docker-rm-all-containers='docker rm -f $(docker ps -a -q)'
alias docker-rm-all-images='docker rmi -f $(docker images -q)'

##
## NeoVim
##

# alias vim='nvim'

##
## Git
##

# GPG sign all commits in current branch
alias git-sign-branch="git rebase --exec 'git commit --amend --no-edit -n -S' -i master"

# Get a pretty git log
alias git-log="git log --decorate --graph --oneline --topo-order"

## YAML helpers

function parse_yaml() {
  yq "${1}"
}

function yaml_to_json() {
  yq "${1}" -o json
}

function json_to_yaml() {
  ruby -ryaml -rjson -e "puts JSON.parse(File.read('${1}')).to_yaml"
}

alias ack='rg'

# kubectl

alias k='kubectl'
alias kx='kubie ctx'
alias kn='kubie ns'

function decode_k8s_cert() {
  namespace="${1}"
  secret="${2}"
  datakey="${3}"
  kubectl get secret -n "${namespace}" "${secret}" -o yaml | yq -r ".data.\"${datakey}\"" | base64 -d | openssl x509 -text
}

alias dadjoke='curl -H "Accept: text/plain" https://icanhazdadjoke.com/'