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<!doctype html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta property="og:type" content="website" />
<meta property="og:url" content="http://butt.holdings/" />
<meta property="og:title" content="Hold on to your butts!" />
<meta property="og:image" content="http://butt.holdings/hold-onto-your-butts.gif" />
<meta property="og:audio" content="https://butt.holdings/butts.mp3" />
<title>Hold on to your butts!</title>
<style type="text/css">
img {
display: block;
margin: 100px auto;
}
/* Darker colours for dark mode */
@media (prefers-color-scheme: dark) {
body {
color: #eaeaea;
background-color: #212121;
}
a {
color: cyan;
}
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<img src="hold-onto-your-butts.gif" style="cursor: pointer;" alt="Hold onto your butts!" onclick='document.getElementById("butts-audio").play();'>
<img src="fionna-butts.gif" style="margin-top:5000px" alt="Not that I'm thinking of butts.">
<div style="visibility: hidden;">
<audio id="butts-audio" controls>
<source src="butts.mp3" type="audio/mpeg">
</audio>
</div>
<div style="position: fixed; bottom: 5px; right: 10px; text-align: right; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; text-transform: uppercase;">
<span style="font-size: x-small;">
made by <a href="http://twitter.com/sharpfarts">@sharpfarts</a>
</span>
</div>
<script>
(function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){
(i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),
m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)
})(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga');
ga('create', 'UA-4696110-16', 'butt.holdings');
ga('send', 'pageview');
</script>
</body>
</html>