After realizing that the marshmallow may be self-aware, you want to confirm your suspision by delivering a turing test.
You scream inside the belly of the beast "Hello! What do you call yourself?"
At first you hear no response. And then, a deep rumble comes from all around.
"Stay Puft"
Do you:
[Realize that someone has poured a bucket of water on you.] (bucket/water.md)
[Realize that you are in the ghostbusters movie and wait for the marshmallow to explode] (ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md)
Be left clueless by this reference and try to eat your way out
[Understand that you need Ghostbusters, and build a stay puft marshmallow man] (../staypuft/marshmallowman.md)
[Assume you're on a prank show and begin looking for Ashton Kutcher] (prank/prank.md)
[Go Super Saiyan to roast the marshmallow with a Kamehameha] (dragonball/dragonball.md)
[Ask ELIZA, who just happens to be running on a nearby terminal] (eliza/ask_eliza.md)
[Forget ELIZA, ask Siri] (siri/ask_siri.md)
[Wear the one ring and turn invisible] (ring/one_ring.md)