fates.txt

A shark comes and devours %U%.
A giant shank comes out of the Earth, and, well, shanks %U%.
The universe collapses removing %U% from existence. %U% is out-memed and dies to the rarity
%U% goes to the car wash and dies. Once a washer, forever a washer.
%U% dies to taxes. Thanks Obama.
%U% dies. Nothing else special. %U% has no regrettis because he ate spatgetti!
A giant red eyeball comes from the sky, and after stalking %U%, kills him with lasers.
%U% is special and doesn't die.
%U% got screwed over with his new car mortgage and dies on the street with no money.
%U% says \'Bloody Mary\' seven times in the mirror and dies.
%U% becomes an angel and goes to heaven
%U% never dies.
%U% goes into cyro sleep and stays asleep forever until they next need %U% (here\'s a hint: they will never need %U% as %U%\'s useless.)
Aliens come and abduct %U%
%U% gets assasinated
%U% makes a deal with the devil
%U% becomes literal god
%U% wants ;newfag to be a command
%U% wants ;succ to be a command
%U% wanted a chance to change his fate
%U% had a chance to change their fate, and didn\'t
%U% didn\'t use their ult at the right time and lost the game for everyone