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slack-bot-template.yaml
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loggers:
bot:
level: "TRACE"
bot.worker:
level: "TRACE"
bot.worker.troll:
level: "DEBUG"
#slack:
# token: "xxxx-xxxxxxxxxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
# excluded_user_ids:
# - DJ279F09E
# bot.worker.<name>:
# level: "DEBUG"
workers:
- type: "troll"
params:
- regex: '(\s)?ho+l[ai]+(s+)?'
rtas:
- msg: "Holisss mi miguissss <user>!!!"
#
- regex: '(\s)?fern(echi|andito|ando)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "You have to mix it with coke"
- msg: "Cat, head of chota"
- msg: "Head of chota, cat"
- regex: '(\s|^)gil(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "<user>, eh voh' que agitah' ?!?!"
- msg: "<user>, recatateh' amegoh' ke se te arrima el bondih'"
- regex: '(\s)?gato(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/ROqqYjM.png"
- regex: '(\s)?(aumento)(\s|$|,)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/hcRJgdg.png"
- regex: '(\s)?m[aá]g(ic|ia)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "<user> dejá de tirar tanta magia"
img: "https://media.tenor.co/images/5fb8e3d4c56cdf53fb15356f8fd4987e/raw"
- regex: '(\s)?amo(.*)bot(on)?(s+)?'
rtas:
- msg: "<user>, Gracias sonsito :heart::kiss:"
- regex: '(\s)?(aq|arquant(s)?)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "<user>, puede darme dinero?"
img: "https://i.imgflip.com/37g46s.jpg"
- regex: '(\s)?login(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "<user> NO PISES MI LOGIN!!!! :tired_face:"
img: "https://i.imgflip.com/37e29s.jpg"
# Techies
- regex: '(\s)?p\.?o\.?c(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "Ayuda, soy una poc y estoy atrapada en produccion, saquenme de aca!"
- msg: "Es una PoC, :musical_note: Loh' atamo' con alambre, lo' atamoh' :musical_note:"
- regex: '(\s)?(x?oms|hpe\s2050|hpe)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/iQZVQNS.png"
- regex: '(\s)?(css|style-sheet)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/Q3cUg29.gif"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/kv7Eods.png"
- regex: '(\s)?(node|js|angular|java-?script)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://media.makeameme.org/created/javascript-sgfi8v.jpg"
- img: "https://img.devrant.io/devrant/rant/r_608411_Wd4s9.jpg"
- img: "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoVk24zWEAEtC4B.jpg"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/5LizKB8.png"
- img: "http://gsferreira.com/images/reduce-the-path-length-of-your-node-js-project-dependencies-dependencies-everywhere.jpg"
- regex: '(\s)?proxy(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "Nah Nah Nah <user>, otro proxy más?!?!"
- msg: ":kuaker:, alguien dijo PROXY?!?! :trollface:"
- msg: ":hindsight:, alguien dijo PROXY?!?! :trollface:"
- regex: '(\s|^)bugs?(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/db7Vu33.jpg"
- regex: '(\s)?cobramos(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "Te depositaron el sueldo, y vos tipo"
img: "https://i.imgur.com/k34jjkD.png"
# ISBA Team
- regex: '(\s)?l[ai]cha(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: ":licha: :heart: :licha:"
- msg: ":licha: :heart: :manu:"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/eWGCgIA.jpg"
- msg: "Daaale, no vale campear, dejenme jugar!!!; Joonnaaaa DevOps esta campeandoooo :cry:, y no me dejan jugar tranquiloooo, Jooonnaaaaa"
img: "https://i.imgur.com/k34jjkD.png"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/vbElCTX.png"
- regex: '(\s)?(cs|counter)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/vbElCTX.png"
- regex: '(\s)?(jona|comandante|braun)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://media.giphy.com/media/UoXRXZ0LyLrp6HyefD/giphy.gif"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/1PH04KT.png"
msg: "<user>, hacemos una minicall?"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/J8I4LZS.png"
msg: "<user>, hacemos una minicall?"
- regex: '(\s)?(call)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/1PH04KT.png"
msg: "<user>, hacemos una minicall?"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/J8I4LZS.png"
msg: "<user>, hacemos una minicall?"
- regex: '(\s)?manu(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: |
<user>, no habrás querido decir...
:manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu:
:manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu:
:manu: :manu::manu: :manu: :manu: :manu::manu: :manu: :manu: :manu:
:manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu:
:manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu: :manu:
:trollface:
- img: "https://i.imgflip.com/36xs0n.jpg"
- img: "https://media.giphy.com/media/LQo6veXYa7Kt3Jxy1V/giphy.gif"
- msg: "<user>, alquien dijo DevOps?!?"
img: "https://i.imgur.com/ihupE8c.gif"
- regex: '(\s)?devop(s)?(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "<user>, alquien dijo DevOps?!?"
img: "https://i.imgur.com/ihupE8c.gif"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/nTl5ljF.png"
- regex: '(\s)?latenc(y|ia)?(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/nTl5ljF.png"
- regex: '(\s)?(nico)?lino(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgflip.com/2w167o.jpg"
- regex: '(\s)?dondo(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/rAU14Lp.png"
- regex: '(\s)?([Dd]eploy)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "<user>, no me cambies la version a último momento LPM!"
img: "https://i.imgur.com/jTQNbxL.png"
- regex: '(\s)?(curr[aá]|gaby)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "<user>, que mirás?!?"
img: "https://i.imgflip.com/37e5lw.jpg"
- msg: "No robareís cerveza al coreano de la esquina. Sí a los del hipermercado que a ellos les jode menos."
img: "https://i.imgur.com/IAoMx6v.jpg"
- msg: "No desearáis a la mujer de tu prójimo. En el barrio está mal visto. Tampoco desearáis a tu prójimo salvo que tú y tu prójimo se la lastren. En ese caso está todo bien dale para' delante y no le den cabida a los caretas."
img: "https://i.imgur.com/IAoMx6v.jpg"
- regex: '(\s)?bonat(o|e)(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "Bonate-bonate, Bonate"
img: "https://i.imgur.com/PcnoVty.png"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/OBjcMqJ.jpg"
- msg: "<user>, vota por Bonato, por un futuro iluminado :v:"
img: "https://i.imgur.com/tHcyLWn.png"
- regex: '(\s)?nat(s)?(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "<user>, te dejo esta estampita, para que nunca tengas que volver a implementar un Kerio"
img: "https://i.imgur.com/rVhMlc4.png"
# Infra Team
- regex: '(\s)?(milanga|wil+[yi])(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "Mira... no sabía"
- msg: "No sabía nada"
- msg: "Es un valor agregado"
- msg: "Ahora todo es efímero"
- msg: "Ah, quedo legacy"
- msg: "Que sugerirías vos?"
- msg: "Ammmmmmm.."
- msg: "Uuuuummmmmmm..."
- msg: "Si, no sé"
- msg: "Mmmm, eso lo tendria que validar"
- msg: "Lo podes validar vos?"
- msg: "Validemos eso por favor"
- msg: "I'm inevitable"
- msg: "No me quedo muy claro, como era?"
- img: "https://media.giphy.com/media/xUOxf3BVLljHtQbL7a/giphy.gif"
- msg: "¯\\/(ツ)\\/¯"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/3lZMh3k.png"
- regex: '(\s|^)ping|internet|lan(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: 'Aammmmmm, <user>, no hay red?'
img: "https://i.imgur.com/lsYH62K.jpg"
- regex: '(\s|^)hippie|dbz|insectos?|veggie(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/HFu6HXV.png"
- regex: '(\s|^)opera[td]or(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "Hi <user>!. Here, THE Operator-Man speaking. Can I do something completely useless and meaningless for you today?"
img: "https://i.imgur.com/iFXCzhm.png"
- regex: '(\s)?(oj(o|ito)s?|wil+[yi])(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "*Big Brother is Watching You.*"
img: "https://i.imgur.com/5KASKiY.png"
- regex: '(\s)?ku?aker(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- msg: "Prepare yourself to live..."
img: "https://i.imgur.com/yR7UDQT.png"
- img: "https://media.giphy.com/media/8Q62oGruZu0BG/giphy.gif"
- img: "https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Ztd3VwRbHlSUdva/giphy.gif"
- regex: '(\s|^)ale(s|x)is?(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/u2HmOaq.png"
#fix
- regex: '(\s)?er?ic(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/hadyySd.jpg"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/3lZMh3k.png"
- regex: '(\s)?off?(i|ice|icina)?(\s|$)+'
rtas:
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/3WECNFq.png"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/utFF0eR.jpg"
- img: "https://i.imgur.com/29NkQBg.jpg"