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Adding more jokes #155

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tobiasbueschel opened this issue Jul 17, 2017 · 0 comments
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Adding more jokes #155

tobiasbueschel opened this issue Jul 17, 2017 · 0 comments

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Some examples:

  • "Man, I suck at this. Can you give me a few pointers?" "0x2A38213A"
  • Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11
  • there’s no place like 127.0.0.1
  • All HTML puns ...
  • Q: What did the Java code say to the C code? A: You've got no class.
  • 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111
  • Q: Why do Java programers have to wear glasses? A: Because the don't C#
  • Q: What is a programmer's favorite hangout place? A: Foo Bar
  • Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance | Tobias Büschel | Delete this message
  • Algorithm (noun.) - word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did
  • Programmer (noun.) - a machine that turns coffee into code
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