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<?php
$title = 'Nintendo Fanon Print Collection';
include('_header.php');
?>
<div class="main">
<h1>Introducing the Nintendo Fanon Print Collection!</h1>
<p>
After years of sifting through the digital ether,
we're bringing the best of Nintendo fan content
from across the internet into the physical realm.
This monumental collection's 1,000,000+ pages
span everything from the legendary exploits of Bluigi
to the untold backstories of 200,000+ Pikmin color variants.
The collection dedicates 23 volumes to Legend of Zelda timeline theories,
and also includes an appendix listing all the 283,385 supposed
uncles that work at Nintendo.
</p>
<p>
The Nintendo Fanon Print Collection will be released later this month
for the low, low price of $24,349.99 USD. Orders open soon!
</p>
<figure>
<img
src="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/fanon-bookshelf.png"
alt="An enormous, long bookshelf with 10,000 books on it.
Mario is standing next to it for scale."
width="500"
>
<figcaption>
Mario standing next to a bookshelf holding the Nintendo Fanon Print Collection, to scale.
</figcaption>
</figure>
<p>
Pre-orders will also receive the following bonus items
along with <a target="_blank" href="/edit-by-pigeon">expedited delivery by pigeon</a>:
</p>
<ul>
<figure class="float-right" style="width: 200px;">
<a target="_blank" href="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/naranja-library.png">
<img
src="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/naranja-library.png"
alt="Screenshot of Naranja Academy Library,
showing people browsing bookshelves in a massive,
ornate library spanning multiple floors."
width="200"
>
</a>
<figcaption>
Satisfied <a target="_blank" href="https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Naranja_Academy">Naranja Academy</a>
students browsing the fanon collection.
</figcaption>
</figure>
<li>
300-meter long fold-out poster of the Super Smash Bros.
roster that should have been, including 12,395 fan-favorites
like <a target="_blank" href="https://www.ssbwiki.com/Waluigi">Waluigi's</a> shadow and the left Joy-Con.
</li>
<li>
"<a target="_blank" href="https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Who%27s_That_Pok%C3%A9mon%3F">Who's That Pokémon?</a>
The Complete Edition",
featuring the silhouette of 283,486 fan-made Pokémon that you've never heard of.
</li>
<li>
Multi-pack of air fresheners inspired by
<a target="_blank" href="https://www.mariowiki.com/Yoshi%27s_Island_(series)">Yoshi's Island</a>,
featuring scents like "Freshly Hatched Yoshi", "Piranha Plant Pollen", and "Shy Guy's Mask".
</li>
<li>
The Spla-ta-ta-ta Cookbook, featuring Splatoon-themed dishes
<a target="_blank" href="https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Crusty_Sean">Crusty Seanwich</a>,
Inkling Ink Pasta, and <a target="_blank" href="https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Salmonid">Salmonid</a> Sliders.
</li>
<li>
<a target="_blank" href="https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_sponsors_debuting_in_Mario_Kart_7#Mario_Kart_.28Oil.29">Mario Kart Mystery Oil</a>,
a selection of essential oils including “Spiny Shell Surprise" and "Bullet Bill Boost".
Included is a mini-guide on how to blend them to recreate the essence of your favorite Mario Kart track.
</li>
<li>
An untitled Fire Emblem board game, featuring over 1,700
<a target="_blank" href="https://fireemblemwiki.org/wiki/Category:Characters">characters</a>.
Our playtesting shows that the average game takes roughly 350 hours to complete.
</li>
<figure class="float-right" style="width: 200px;">
<a target="_blank" href="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/xeno-books.png">
<img
src="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/xeno-books.png"
alt="Two characters standing in front of several large bookshelves.
One of the characters is holding a stack of over 20 books,
covering his face."
width="200"
>
</a>
<figcaption>
<a target="_blank" href="https://www.xenoserieswiki.org/wiki/Chaos">chaos</a> and
<a target="_blank" href="https://www.xenoserieswiki.org/wiki/Jr.">Jr.</a> exploring the "A" volumes.
</figcaption>
</figure>
<li>
An Animal Crossing Voice Changer, so that you too can speak the
<a target="_blank" href="https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Animalese">adorable gibberish</a>
of Animal Crossing villagers.
</li>
<li>
A selection of origami templates for folding your very own Kirby hats,
selected from the top 1,000 fan-made <a target="_blank" href="https://wikirby.com/wiki/Copy_Ability">copy abilities</a>.
</li>
<li>
Limited edition copy of Tetris featuring 14,000 new
<a target="_blank" href="https://harddrop.com/wiki/Piece">pieces</a> created by the community.
</li>
<li>
5000-kilogram, 3.4 million page plot synopsis and commentary on the intricacies of
<a target="_blank" href="https://goldensunwiki.net/wiki/Golden_Sun_series/Detailed_plot_summary">Golden Sun's plot</a>.
</li>
<li>
A <a target="_blank" href="https://www.mariowiki.com/Scuttlebug">Scuttlebug</a>-raising kit.
</li>
<li>
<a target="_blank" href="https://www.metroidwiki.org/wiki/Ridley">Ridley's</a> Stand-up Comedy Album,
featuring titles like "I'm Not Screaming, This Is Just How I Say Hello"
and "Metroid Prime Rib: When Your Dinner Fights Back".
</li>
<figure class="float-right" style="width: 200px;">
<a target="_blank" href="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/beardo-reading.png">
<img
src="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/beardo-reading.png"
alt="Beardo, a bright blue bear with a brown mustache and mutton chops,
sitting in the grass and reading a book, with a surprised expression."
width="150"
>
</a>
<figcaption>
<a target="_blank" href="https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Beardo">Beardo</a>
is yet another satisfied customer.
</figcaption>
</figure>
<li>
A complete affinity chart of every named
<a target="_blank" href="https://www.xenoserieswiki.org/wiki/Category:Characters">character</a>
across all published fanfictions of the Xeno series (12.5 sq.miles).
</li>
<li>
Special edition of The Wiki Editor's Almanac 2024 detailing the top 20
longest edit wars in all fanon spaces across the digital globe,
autographed by a NIWA wiki admin of your choice!
</li>
<li>
A life size poster of any NIWA admin of your choosing
(except Toomai...we're not sure he has a physical body in this realm).
</li>
</ul>
</div>
<?php
include('_footer.php');
?>