From 6f25a938502259bff0d5acaaa0e73e0470bf7685 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Gerhard Lazu Date: Sun, 9 Jun 2024 16:02:45 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] Add 2 more reasons to subscribe to Changelog News MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit I am convinced that Jerod captured 27 reasons to check if I was paying attention. I was. 29 is the right answer. Also: `ORDER BY pyramidicalScheme();` Kaizen 15 💪 Signed-off-by: Gerhard Lazu --- .../templates/layout/news.html.heex | 46 ++++++++++--------- 1 file changed, 24 insertions(+), 22 deletions(-) diff --git a/lib/changelog_web/templates/layout/news.html.heex b/lib/changelog_web/templates/layout/news.html.heex index 99c50afa5a..fc7edfb1b6 100644 --- a/lib/changelog_web/templates/layout/news.html.heex +++ b/lib/changelog_web/templates/layout/news.html.heex @@ -75,35 +75,37 @@
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27 reasons you should subscribe to Changelog News

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29 reasons to subscribe to Changelog News

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  1. Every word we publish is 100% human-crafted.
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  2. We feature the best community <%= link("submissions", to: ~p"/news/submit") %>.
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  3. We like sending email, but nothing spammy.
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  4. You like receiving email, but nothing spammy.
  5. We do NOT redirect or track your link clicks.
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  6. You can hover on a link to preview where you're headed.
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  7. It costs the same amount as a free cup of coffee.
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  8. You might actually start looking forward to Mondays.
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  9. You'll be one of 21k+ intelligent, highly attractive subscribers.
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  10. Who doesn't want to be intelligent & highly attractive?
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  11. We've been in the software game for over 20 years.
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  12. Hover on a link to preview where it's headed.
  13. We try to keep puns & bad jokes to a minimum.
  14. But every once in awhile, one slips through...
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  15. A dev has a problem, decides to use Java, now has a ProblemFactory.
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  16. Dev has problem. Uses Java. Now ProblemFactory.
  17. Oh nice, that joke was better than you expected.
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  18. We feature the best community <%= link("submissions", to: ~p"/news/submit") %>.
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  19. Each episode is chapter'd for easy navigation.
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  20. Who else takes the time to list 27 reasons to subscribe?!
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  21. Every word we publish is 100% crafted by humans.
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  22. It costs the same amount as a free cup of coffee.
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  23. We order our lists using the pyramid(ical) scheme.
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  24. Sometimes we take meme breaks, which are on point.
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  25. Like the one from <%= link("issue #66", to: ~p"/news/66") %> - if you commit to it.
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  26. We've been in the software game for over 20 years.
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  27. You might actually start looking forward to Mondays.
  28. We hand-pick our partners so even the ads are useful!
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  29. You can reply! We read every message & respond to many.
  30. Specialization is for ants! This is a polyglot operation.
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  31. You like receiving email, but not the spammy stuff.
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  32. We like sending email, but not the spammy stuff.
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  33. Sometimes we take meme breaks, which are on point.
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  34. Like the one from <%= link("issue #66", to: ~p"/news/66") %> is funny... if you commit to it.
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  35. Emoji are lovingly sprinkled on. Not too much! Just a pinch 🤌
  36. You get to enjoy the freshest Breakmaster Cylinder <%= link("Beats", to: ~p"/beats") %>
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  37. Your colleagues will be so impressed by how plugged in you are.
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  38. We've been known to ORDER BY LENGTH(title) ASC. <%= link("Seriously", to: ~p"/news/86") %>
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  39. You can reply! We read every message & respond to many.
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  40. We keep our word. This is the 27th (!) reason to subscribe.
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  41. Who else takes the time to list 29 reasons to subscribe?!
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  42. We've been known to ORDER BY LENGTH(title) ASC. <%= link("Seriously", to: ~p"/news/86") %>.
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  43. Each episode has chapters so that you can explore it easier.
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  44. Emoji are lovingly sprinkled on. Not too much! Just a pinch 🤌
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  45. Who doesn't want to improve constantly? Consistency always wins!
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  46. You'll be one of 21k+ subscribers that learns new stuff every Monday.
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  47. Your colleagues will be so impressed by how much new stuff you know first!
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  48. We have been playing this game <%= link("for a long time", to: ~p"/ten") %> & <%= link("are constantly improving", to: ~p"/topic/kaizen") %>.
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  49. We keep our word. This is the 29th (!) reason to subscribe to Changelog News.
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Don't forget to check out <%= link("our other podcasts", to: ~p"/") %>