Princess Carolyn pitches "Philbert" to company execs. Todd gets a better business idea. BoJack comes to a realization about Hollyhock.
My mother, she's senile, and she was drugging the coffee.
Well, this is me giving you the Princess Carolyn pep talk.
rabies
We have zero ballrooms, in this Thrifty Lodge.
You're willingly misunderstanding me.
Well, onwards and upwards.
I guess I will see you on set.
But sometimes, if you squint at it just right, everything lines up, and it's the most perfect... beautiful, amazing thing.
In 1963, young socialite Beatrice Sugarman meets the rebellious Butterscotch Horseman at her debutante party.
You're a reminder of disparity of wealth in this county. Poor people find that dreadfully gauche.
I bet your thank-you letters are perfunctory, your flower arrangement are uninspired, and your courtesy is an embarrassment.
Can I pay her 5 years in a lump sum now, so I don't have to think about her again?
It'll dispense with the need for goodbyes, thus eliminating my transgression.
If a beautiful creature like herself could ever love an oaf like him.
Why won't you just take that corner office job at Sugerman West, instead of breaking your back all day at the cannery, and then maybe you could afford me some decent help around here?
It would only depress me to watch you bumble around like that.
Diane leaks damaging information on Jessica Biel, Todd's clown dentist business hits a snag, and Princess Carolyn finds hope in an unlikely place.
Because the only thing voters care about is stupid bullshit, so knock yourself out.
somebody said funny and sad are two sides of the same coin.
I will send over a contract, iron-clad. I don't want to risk that jerkwad skipping town again.
This is a really head-scratcher for me
I was not trying to engage in punnery during business hours.
This is a priceless family heirloom.
A treasure from the past and a symbol of the tenacity.
Judah, you'll never guess who I just ran into.
So? What's the prognosis?
I wouldn't beat yourself up. Miscarriages happen for so many reasons.
You went over my head and turned him down without telling me.
I'm parched from all the yelling I've been doing
I'm just gonna have a quick nightcap and go to bed.
third degree much?
She is poised and funny, and tells people about me.
Your booty's been adjudicated!
That's so degrading
I'm not waiting around to be rescued like some chump.
woodchuck, beaver
Asking for points is conceited. That's more points for me.
For my crimes, I will be fed to its ravenous flames.
He's got moxie and a soft thorax.
what an eyesore.
It's not like you to be so testy.
that doll actually belongs to my mom, she is very sick, very frail.
I guess it's a bad analogy.
you care about people more than just yourself. And for what it's worth, you will be a wonderful mother.
I choose my words very carefully, with an eye towards precision and expediency.
We both agreed it was the best place for my mom to run out the clock
Oh, pluck a duck, it's called Walnut Springs.
you didn't feel a twinge of guilt when you left your mom in this place.
Eventually, she'll recognize you, and then you can totally rip into her.
You said offices are have corners, and corners are the patriarchy.
Oh, Bojack, do you recall the impetus for our uncoupling?
You're the one who call his bluff, don't do that. It only makes my work harder.
Mine is a bunch of water balloons with a blonde wig.
Fashion was never meant to be an inherently elitist form.
We need to return fashion to its utilitarian roots.
BoJack goes off the grid and winds up at his grandparents' dilapidated home in Michigan where he reflects on his family legacy and befriends another soul haunted by the past.
We need to take this portrait before you and I both take a powder.
Folks, this is for posterity, so don't forget to look far away sad.
It's a blight on the neighborhood
This is bound to happen.
Hasn't got much use in the last 25 years, except for the termites.
I'm woefully unprepared to manage a woman's emotions.
weather vane
We stole them fair and square
I got a swell idea, why don't you drive?
don't sweat it
I was hoisted by my own petard, the one petard I thought would never hoist me.