All we want is to have a nice Christmas as a family, but you chose to mope around all day.
My wife and kids can't stand the sight of me.
I lost a game of euchre to my granddaughter and told her to fuck herself.
He barges back to my life and forces me to rethink everything.
So, did it dawn on you that it's Christmas?
The mayor is in cahoots with the mobsters trying to kill me.
I'm a man, and I don't grovel to rats.
A clown that has to make a living, almost getting my guts smeared all over an airplane for a bunch of fucking ghouls with tiny little lives.
Let's go, captain skin flick.
Father Pat gonna talk with you about your dangerous obsession with spookiness and the occult.
Daddy says church is 58 minutes BS and 2 minutes of shakedown.
I'll be out in pews.
It's a metaphor, numbnuts!
It's an inanimate object, and it happens to mean a lot to me. And for your own edification, I didn't find where it gets. I'm done with that.
I know you're pretty torn up about Alice.
Not your fucking father. - I'm drunk, not concussed.
I shouldn't have called Frank a balding piece of shit.
Sue! You're fucking my Sensei? Does Frank knows about this?
Lavatories are for paying customers only.
Looks like somebody got bludgeoned with a happy club.
Holy shit, it's that kid who narced on me about a train crash I caused.
Is this the payback for the time I had relations with your full-sized sister?
Should I have, I don't know, blurted it out at a wedding?
I taught you the fake crying bit, it doesn't work on me.
I have to stop them from being so chummy.
To drive my snotty kids to the grocery store, to get the fancy cranberries that I hate, jut to help her bring you two back together.
Leave that alone, you hobo.
Alright, put your binky in the bowl, and come on in.
It's in the Talmud, and that's what I'm counting on.
We can discuss your future in smut over a Nicoise salad.
I'm all worked up.
Hop in, I'll give you a lift.
The impound lot's next to the slaughterhouse.
Being a slave must be zany.
Don't let yourself become a hostage of your past.
That wound will scab and you'll want to pick it, till you get a bigger wound and a bigger scab.
Got forgives many sins, but not arson.
You're full of shimmering energy.
There will be a brief intermission.
Do you mean it? You better not be joshing me. Oh, we're gonna have fun, Frank.
I didn't get discouraged. I played by the rules, and I bided my time.
Frank, gently massage Sue's belly, like a dolphin twirling with the current.
I knew those crooks would cook up a way to fuck me out of this election.
Isn't there maybe some other ways, that isn't so... I don't know, barbaric?
voodoo.
Sorry for that nutjob.
Remember to keep your head up, you redhead fag!
He's getting all flustered. He's the angriest person I've ever seen.
Stop bottling up your feeling.
She is jumpy today.
Do you think Kevin's song has what it takes?
I was head over heals about her.
But to this date, I thank my father for looking out for me.
He saved me from throwing my life away for some silly infatuation.
My father turned me in to the Gestapo. - Oh, year, that's the winner.
Got to put another fire out.
That's pure lye.
He's been grouch ever since Grandpa came around and started buying us ice cream every day.
She will be upstate with a distended belly by next summer.
You're an ignoramus a bumbling liquor thief.
Would it to kill you to give me an attaboy.
Something would always set him off.
Look at you, a dead ringer for your father.
You're grounded forever.
It's such a terrible hullabaloo. When the ambulance came, Otto and I were in bed.
Buster, I love that little rascal with all my heart.
Avoid loud and aggressive person, they're vexations to the spirit.
I couldn't help noticing her udders.
Just a little good-natured ribbing, Frank.
I got indigestion from that truck tire you called a steak.
Why don't you just drive him up to the Make-out Mountain and queer off with each other?
He was probably just letting off some steam.
You really do know these guys, I thought you were full of shit.
No, he didn't! He's acting like a goon!
Well, you were showboating around like a smack-ass Cuban!
We got a mutiny going on here?
Frank, this is all substandard.
Looks a bit warped, too.
How dare you invade the sanctity of my garbage pail!
I put my heart and soul into the Forkoontula, and she just tossed it in with the coffee grounds.
That's my plane, you want to take a spin?
Don't be mopey, we'll do something later.
It works fine, just giggle it.
I met her after my squadron bombed her village.
Son, you don't know how close you just came to having your nutsack stapled to your forehead.
You might wanna to get a penicillin shot.
Made you flinch, you freckled fairy.
An absolute animal in the sack.
Those butchers are already maiming hostages.
Jimmy Fitzsimmons is gonna kill you for fingering him for that hockey stick you stole.
How did you know that? Can you read minds, too?
Take baby steps, no one's expecting you to bare your soul.
There is something I need to tell you guys, it's been really weighing on me.
I'm a good-looking broad and make a decent deviled egg. The end!
I threw a hissy fit at Frank for working a few extra shifts while I abandoned my children just to follow my dream of drying the world's lettuce.
That's the first step towards healing, allowing us to see that beneath your gruff exterior, you're actually quite sensitive.
My torment would never end, because I hurt a friend.
Aw, Christ, another kid down the drain.
I got a job and keep this family fed when you weren't pulling your weight.
You hocked our locket for your little salad thing?
I'm being the cool dad now! It's all groovy!
What if we build a decoy airport, the same exact size as ours, with plane and everything.
Christ, she's threatening to take us to a shrink!
Don't do it Kevin, there are so much to live for.
There are 12, one for each apostle!
Come in, and invite your chauffeur in too.
I sold a precious locket that my husband gave me to pay for this prototype that you have the gall to say I don't have passion for!
Cutie Pie makes my heart race. She makes me sweat a lot.
You've got a lot of nerve coming back here, You fucking turncoat.
where's that ever gotten me?
You chipped my tooth, what the fuck is wrong with you?
How many of you have to ever had to lie in a latrine, pretending to be died?
Did you drop a glazed doughnut on your lap?
Now, go put on your crotchless apron, turn on Scooby Doo, and I will be right back to hop in your Mystery Machine.
You're better off down there than here.
Come and get your slop.
I'm pretty sure he went through his entire rolodex.
In my experience, the product line is a bit long in the tooth, and I believe our customer would embrace an innovative, new product.
I'm not trying to be a square. My kids happen to think I'm cool, but enough is enough. I'm not gonna take any more of this.
I can make this work, Frank. Rig up some wiring, spray some asbestos, slap on some lead paint. Kevin, you will be in heaven in no time.
My mom says that weeds are the desperadoes of the garden.
You give me the third degree in front of my children.
Hey Bill, don't mind us.
When they found me, I was trying to lactate myself.
Looks like your boy dinged my dangler.
He is really down in the dumps. He is usually so full of life.
Now take these off my check, you bunch of chiselers!
You hear that, you jackals?
Here, take a swig. Come on, drink it!
You soiled my surplice, you fucking catamite!
I have a dozen scabs read to go!
pyro
I know it's a little schmaltzy, but we're a family and now we need to pull together.
Wait, you're gonna narc on yourself? Have I taught you nothing?
She is a pack rat, good for business.
We will walk out on Christmas Day.
I'm getting a hernia supporting you, but this part-time job is getting out of control.
We've had ups and downs, sometimes we haven't gotten along...
And then he laid down on top of her, and they wrassled. I think he won.
Murphy, you tell these ingrates that if they don't stop this illegal slow-down...
Stop pouting, you and I would have lots of fun today.
If they had a class called "future", I'd be all over it.
Not now, I'm being anointed.
And if you see a 6 year old running away from you, He is about to compromise your position.
Mm, this varnish. It's so decadent.