No muss, no fuss
he stone-faced to me
I deftly played Ross Loma against Index Ventures.
It's my Mona Lisa
That's preposterous
We're thrilled to be getting into Pied Piper right at this inflection point.
click farm
suddenly grew a thick, girthy conscience and fucked me with it.
you caked my pants
Even a whiff of fraud is a mortal sin for VCs.
I'll expect you off the premises by end of day
a firm no-shop clause
as a contemptible asshole, you were talking about Erlich?
You and I have never really had much of a rapport, have we?
It... wanting
Gilfoyle, you crack me up
to do outreach, tutorials, user meetups, create a guerrilla marketing campaign that explains how cool the platform is
Your tepid response to our intrepid boss makes me ill.
I'm the possum to which I refer. Playing dead to outwit those who wish me harm, but it's time to end the charade.
are you indisposed?
we still have few weeks of runway
You pulled us out of a nosedive
Monica, throw me a bone here.
It may appear he is losing in his race against his nemesis, the insolent and cocksure hare.
he plays coy
rumors spread like light speed
This is thorny
the same onerous terms you accepted when you took Russ Hanneman's money
It's going to be rad
Shuttering a company in the tech world is almost a rite of passage, like herpes simplex one.
we only got 10 each, this could be prickly
sure, knock yourself out.
you're accusing me of impropriety?
We may have a healthy brood on our hands.
You're flipping out
I have an inbox full of raves here
I'd like to vie for a lesser sentence if after he makes full restitution he would write a very convincing public apology.
that's a tough sell
even for a plaintiff who's more, uh, sympathetic
I see two able-bodied, entitled young white men...
dummy out an email account in his name, sent a beta request to Hendricks, and then voila.
you're so needy
when we have a totally open and hedonistic relationship that allows for behavior like that. (She still lied to me)
She is magnificent
she could be hideous
maybe now I'll fan out my xx, so to speak, and see what pretty birdies might share my nest.
what other company's secret did he blab to you?
The rest is untoward
Who was that gorgeous gazelle in the driveway?
you're the dogface
I'm on the fence
You do tend to babble on when you're under pressure.
shylock
Laurie Bream is out there gallivanting around the Valley, interviewing every dickhole on Earth for my job.
Richard must not be perceived as being the most expedient candidate.
he's shown mettle.
I found my retainer in the school dumpster.
Did you tell them that my Fage's off-limits?
This baby gonna purr
She has a fiduciary obligation as a member of the board
that's factually correct
motion denied
We will be reconvening tomorrow
fuck me sideways
she is slandering my tech
She was pretty adamant that the whole box project here at Pied Piper was woefully misguided.
If I can control Laurie, do you really think I'd be looking out my office door at that monstrosity?
at this time we just have to roll over and do it.
we build a skunk works
If anyone catched wind of anything here, we're fucked.
This is it, no turning back now.
shredder
the flute-playing guy
I don't know you guys realize it, it was a little phallic
the conjoined triangle of success?
I made some major inroads with Hiroki.
It kinda all evens out, right?
get to know one another
in every relationship, there are ebbs and flows.
don't sneak up on people like that, you devious little bastard
you four eyes turd
I stay here for a year, I pay no rent, you have no recourse
You madam, are a shrew of the first order.
if I didn't vote to remove you, then Laurie would've adjourned the meeting, replace my seat on the board with someone else at Raviga
That's the gutsiest thing I've ever seen.
why should we give up our shares because he's too much of a prima donna to let someone experienced come in
You're the belle of the ball, and these are all your swains, hoping for a glimpse of ankle.
phonograph
I got to warn you though, it's pretty rad.
Your pumpedness makes me pumped.
We quit out of solidarity with Richard.
1,700 people slated for exiting.