If you lose to that, Richard, look inward.
The manure analogy
The sheer banality of it all is very upsetting.
I'm not a vain person
bonus room
You marched me out of the Hooli offices yourself and now you come groveling to me for assistance?
Purchase for Gavin a quart of mint chocolate chip ice cream
They said it would make Jared seem a little more officious.
I'll be out here in the bullpen, in the old gravel pit.
It's just a light saline injection,
I just want to make sure we're jibing with your vision.
You cow-handed poltroon!
Nail gun discharges
I'm off to Jackson Hole for a couple of days to clear my mind, and center myself, I'll be off the grid. Not to be disturbed for any reason. Understood?
he was quite euphoric about speaking to you regarding a deal.
You mean your incubator's spurious knock-offs of legitimate American businesses
I told you in confidence
You can be openly polyamorous, And people here will call you brave.
responsible non-monogamy
like killing somebody to prove you're not a narc
Well, Gavin speaks in parables.
the launch is a bear, and the honey is the pizazz. The bear needs more pizazz. The bear is ravenous for pizazz.
AF
Big Head is still legally Erlich's next of kin.
So Jian-Yang's whole gambit was for naught.
No matter how repugnant their views are.
do-over that whole speech, fuck that guy.
BRB
you're kindred spirit, you have lots in common
that's so gracious of you, that would be delight
fifty fifty
I haven't cut loose in so long, I'll probably get sloshed off one beer and start babbling
he royally fucked up
Things with Dana got stagnant
How was lunch, you little minx?
I knew you two would hit it off.
he thought you might be bulimic.
sullying their smart fridges with mime-simulated fellatio.
You tell Seppen that and Pied-Piper's off scot-free
you kept texting him non-stop
Maybe I just becoming a little less ruinously empathetic
it's immaterial
however came to that, it's just words in the winds
he is so assertive, uh, articulate.
he's had a head cold that last couple of weeks.
I kept mulling that Seppen shit. No remnant, nothing, so how do they know?
I just didn’t feel like getting reprimanded.
then you just have to catch up on the fly then.
which is tantamount to illegal wiretapping.
I'm so sorry if I overstepped my bounds.
Richard just obliterated Pied Piper's runway hiring all those coders?
I was rewarded primo spot
If you gonna shit yourself, you'd rather be crouching than standing?
a very oily man in mid-sentence dip down, vomit, and then thrust himself violently.
but he talked like a narcoleptic plantation owner
their separate shorthand
the Optimoji guys have really stepped up their game, you guys have kind of been flagging.
it's another reason for our ironclad no dog policy.
The fucking balls on this egomaniac.
I'm hearing Pied-Piper is in a free-fall
Hoover, you're implicating me
I might be twitchy, I might defecate in my pants, and I might throw myself through a window
it's hard to believe your pathological inability to make a decision finally paid off.
this is a fucking black site
geneva convention
there is no point whispering, we can hear every fucking word you say in this sweatbox
I can hear you gulping, Richard.
stallions
Maybe tonight you'll fall for a radiant sex worker.
I'm spirited
Gavin Belson swooped in and tactically mass-hired every single engineer you were looking at.
this meathead
if Jack Barker's insidious box is allowed to go to market, we may all lose our jobs.
We can not sacrifice our long-term well-being in the interest of paltry, short-term profits.
you threw a full-on tantrum
you can't sell your pizzas for nine bucks a pop without taking a bath, can you?