Update metadata strings

WordPress/Resources/AppStoreStrings.po

@@ -45,11 +45,9 @@ msgctxt "app_store_keywords"
 msgid "blogger,writing,blogging,web,maker,online,store,business,make,create,write,blogs"
 msgstr ""
 
-msgctxt "v22.2-whats-new"
+msgctxt "v22.3-whats-new"
 msgid ""
-"We got out our red pens and made some changes in the editor. When you press “return” to add a new block, the editor no longer jumps up before scrolling back down to the new block.\n"
-"\n"
-"But wait, there’s more! Go ahead and spin your phone right round—your keyboard and text will stay visible when you rotate your device from landscape to portrait.\n"
+"Breaking news—VideoPress blocks are now enabled for Simple WordPress.com websites, so you can host and embed high-quality videos to your heart’s content. We hope those videos include cats.\n"
 msgstr ""
 
 #. translators: This is a standard chunk of text used to tell a user what's new with a release when nothing major has changed.