Finetuning gpt-2-simple on Spongebob Squarepants television show scripts scraped from Transcripts Wiki
Last updated: November 4, 2020
Based on work by Max Woolf
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Sandy, you need to get that nut off my back. [shivering]
A nut?! [picks up a nut]
Thats not what I was talking about! [pulls the nut off his back]
Thats not what I meant by... You got him! [shivering]
Thats not what I meant! [hangs up the nut and pulls back the nut]
Thats not what I meant by... [stops and looks around]
Where is it? Where is it? Whats the big... [stops and looks around again]
...scam? Is it going on out here? [starts pulling out his back]
Thats not where... [the nut lands on Sandys hand]
Where is it? Thats not where. Sandy, I dont think you should be doing that.
Sandy! You dont know what youre talking about.
Oh, Sandy, I know that this isnt what Im talking about.
Oh, thats okay. Its not like I dont know anything about nuttastic. [takes a deep breath]
Okay, Ill just take this. [takes the nut, puts it in a jar, and puts it in a blender]
[blends the nut, the blender, and the blender all talk at once]
Okay, this is it! [in a trance]
Sandy, you didnt do a good job. Im sorry, SpongeBob, but you failed again. [in a deeper trance]
Sandy, did you hear that? [jumps up and slams his face into a barrel]
You failed again. [stops and turns around]
Okay, okay, Sandy, I know that. I just cant imagine what Im into all the time. Im a nutcase.
[he jumps up and slams his face into the barrel]
Youre not. [jumps up on top of a barrel, picks up SpongeBob, and throws him]
You failed again. Im a nutcase. Patrick, what are you doing?
Im a nutcase. I need to get a nut. What are you doing? [jumps up on top of SpongeBob]
I need to get a big nut. Patrick, I want to talk to you.
No, I dont want to talk to you. I want to talk to... [Patrick turns around, and turns around twice, turning SpongeBob around]
Patrick, you failed again. Sandy! [starts knocking on the door, and Sandy comes in]
Look, I really am sorry for everything I did. [hanging onto the barrel, shoving it down, and then banging on it]
Not only that, but you showed up late for work? [crying]
My brain was working all night to make up for the hours I wasted on making up so much cheese.
[hanging on the barrel, then suddenly appearing] Patrick, what are you...
[Patrick turns around, and looks at him for his failure] Sandy? [crying]
I know what you did to me brain. [turns around, and runs off the barrel. Sandy comes in again]
[screams] What the...? [gets up, exhausted]
Oh, Patrick, I got you something. [takes the nut off of SpongeBobs head]
Thats it. [takes the nut from SpongeBobs foot] Thats it. [takes the nut off his face. He chuckles, then sighs]
Thats the last nut I got. [walks away] Patrick, maybe you can come back later.
Oh, sure, Im coming with you. [hangs up the barrel. Sandy walks into SpongeBobs house] [annoyed]
Nonsense, buddy. You let Gary go and enjoy his nice days alone. [puts her hat on her head]
You promise me? [she pulls it down, revealing a jar of chocolate]
You even let me sleep with you? [she opens the jar, and a giggle plays]
Oh, Neptune, that was even better than that jar of peanut chocolate I just took. [she closes the door, and Gary walks into his house, sniffles]
Gary? [opens the jar] [screams, and spits out the peanut chocolate]
Gary?! [SpongeBob gets up, desperate, and runs into his house, carrying the jar of chocolate. Gary comes back up, still crying]
SpongeBob! [SpongeBob sees the peanut chocolate, looks in the jar, and pours it in a bucket. Then he puts his head in the bucket and starts eating the chocolate. Gary slithers towards SpongeBobs house, still crying]
SpongeBobs right! [SpongeBob notices that some of the peanut chocolate is still in the bucket, so he takes it out. Then he puts the lid on the bucket, so that no
Prompt: [Spongebob is watching TV while Gary is playing with a rock.]
Peek-a-boo! [Gary and SpongeBob stop playing and start snoring.]
Meow. [laughs]
[SpongeBob lifts the rock, but the rock starts going down. SpongeBob and Patrick get up.]
Oh, hey, guys. Just wanted to let you all have to- [Patrick gets up and takes out a leash.]
Can we go now? Uh, dont worry. [SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of the restaurant.] [laughs]
[Gary and SpongeBob stop in front of a billboard that says "Gary & Patrick Snail Funeral Dining"; Patrick whimpers.]
[offscreen] Meow. See you tomorrow. [walks out]
[Gary and SpongeBob walk in the sand.]
Gary, another goodbye. [walks out]
G-7! [gets hit by sand and is buried in sand]
Meow. [laughs]
You and me in here, loathe each other. [cries and runs off while Patrick talks gibberish]
[picks up Gary and runs toward him] Gary, you morons should be ashamed. Snail prison is not for the sake of any punishment or sake of any length of my life.
[offscreen] N-1! Oh, Patrick, if you think this is funny, I will tear you apart. Oh, yeah, like that. [snorts]
No, no, really. It will be so much fun, we wont know what prison is.
[offscreen] Meow. Theres no such thing as a proper punishment for such a disgusting display of pet ownership. [both laugh]
[runs off and jumps on Patrick] Come on, guys. [both laugh more]
[runs back and jumps on Squidward]
Hey, Squidward! [holds on to a leash]
Stay inside so I wont get hurt. [holds on to a leash]
No, no, dont get hurt. [holds on to a leash]
Okay, okay, okay, okay. [Garys eyes start to water up.]
[offscreen] M-1! SpongeBob, Im your primary assistant
[Garys eyes are starting to water up.]
[SpongeBob holds on to a leash]
Okay, Gary, I can go. [goes inside the box and Garys eyes are watery-zy]
Come on, SpongeBob. [tries to open the box open to find it closed]
I can- [gasps] Oh, no. [gasps] Oh no. Oh no.
[opens the box and drops a bowl of cereal]
Oh no. Its closed. What is it?
[offscreen] Its... [gasps]
The box is... [the box is about to be opened] ...closed.
[offscreen] Oh, Gary, Ill never get out of here again. [Garys eyes are watery-zy again.]
[sighs] [offscreen] Gary, what are you doing? Why... [groans and closes the box]
[offscreen] Meow. [talks through his phone while holding on to a leash]
Well, this is it. [Garys eyes are still watery-zy.]
Meow?
Gary, I got to tell you something.
Meow?
Oh, yeah, you. Ive got to tell you something.
[offscreen] Meow.
[talks through his spatula while holding on to a leash]
Well, this is it. [Garys eyes are still watery-zy again.]
[talks through the ball of gum while holding on to an umbrella; he drops it on the ground and talks gibberish] [screams]
[Garys eyes are still watery-y again.]
[yelps and takes the umbrella] Oh, Gary, this is more trouble than it is worth.
[growls and sulks; he walks away]
[turns on the light]
Good thing I have this one.
[Gary does not turn on and is immediately dashed with dirt]
[Gary slithers through the mud. SpongeBob looks down and sees a trail of sludge. He turns and sees Patrick, who is sitting on a couch, looking at the screen with his eyes shut. Patrick walks up to SpongeBob and reveals some weird stuff about himself.]
[offscreen] Meow!
[Patrick lifts his head through the mud and shows a bunch of weird things on TV. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh. SpongeBob and Patrick continue laughing.] [offscreen]
Meow!
[Patrick lifts his head through the mud and shows another strange trail of slime. They laugh at this.]
[offscreen] Meow! [Patrick shakes his head and shows a sample of the slime on the