Bored Bryocella
Bryocella (meaning peat-associated cell) is a genus of Gram-negative, non-spore forming, aerobic, rod-shaped bacteria from the family Acidobactericeae within subdivision 1 of the phylum Acidobacteria.
This Bryocella is bored because it had to watch a Bootstrap page load over a slow connection for over five hours, which is a rather long time for a bacterium.